Show I av I a ts r A it if its if it if its IMAGINARY IMAG LETTERS i DIDN'T WRITE THEY DIDN'T lr DEAR EDITOR Im I'm thankful to the I people for or finding a 30 fine home for meat me meat meat at least the next four lour years RENT FREE WA WARREN G G. G HARDING EDITOR TEL TELEGRAM GRAM Ive I've Just b been en thinking how wonderful It Is to bleep on a pillow that has nothing under It The fellows who slept O on head ead rests K v fi p. p I with something under them have hav spent many sleepless nights nights' recently A smooth pillow is about the greatest blessing blessing blessing bless bless- ing I can imagine We e all aU need sleep you know Thankfully lly RAT RAY SCHALK EDITOR TELEGRAM I Im thankful the America public Is Iss enough to fait for a purse formy next for next big fight t. t i M i JACK K DEMPSEY I HELLO FOLKS I am thankful I I II changed from a pitcher into a hitter 1 I could hit pretty fair while I was pitching pitching pitch pitch- ing but now I can give all my time to batting Theres There's lots more fun In slam slam- ing the ball than curving ft it BABE RUTH C EDITOR EDITOn TE TELEGRAM I I have so many things to be thankful for I Just dont don't know where to begin but begin but to o. o roll them all into one ne big thankful thankful let let me offer that up lip for the coming true of my wonderful dreams of New York Tork EDITH MAT MAY Winner of th the Telegram and other papers' papers Beauty Contest EDITOR TELEGRAM Where there is a a. lull in a certain fad there is hope for tor me Hence let m me offer thanks for Cor forthe CAt J RADA 1 the dying out oat of the monkey gland sen sensation sen- sen that swept the country for a time Also I am thankful that my old friend peanut was not one of those who fell for the for the sensation AN APE EDITOR TELEGRAM Even Even in Russia Rus Russia Rus sia sla one can ean find cause for thanksgiving though it does take some looking Having lived among the bolshevik bolshevik- I can face with serene serene pleasure the prospect of a hell after death Which is something some some- thing EMMA GOLDMAN EDITOR TELEGRAM I am thankful thankful thank thank- ful that nobody asked me to run this year ear Also that the campaign is oVer so geI 1 I can talk freely again Also for forthe or orthe the grand American n i n nagi agi institution the institution the lecture platform WILLIAM J J. J BRYAN DEAR EDITOR Because soon I T may crawl rawl out from under uder the the cover coyer of vice presidential obscurity and let my mv my light flicker g t v. v where ob others may s see it it ar and te 1 without first obtaining the h consent nt of or the he senatorial sen to TOM gl fo sovereigns RILEY f M MARSHALL MRSHALL of ji the nation n. n JI EDITOR DITOn TELEGRAM r. r via Ouija When I. I note Ol t that tha thy mod modest Than Thanksgiving Thanks Thanks- V O 0 t giving dinner costs thee eleven cleven dollars I give thanks that I died when I did W WILLIAM LLIAM PENN L EDITOR T TELEGRAM I GnAl We give thanks for Cor the election of oC Warren GJ G G. J Harding because this means America a prompt entrance into Into peace ensuring League of Nations WILLIAM WILLIA H H. T TAFT AND ELIHU ELIlU ROOT Now read the next EDITOR TELEGRAM We giVE I thanks for Cor the of Warren G Harding larding because this means Americas America s flat rejection of the war breeding LeaguE e ot or Nations r HIRAM JOHNSON JOHNSON- AND WILLIAM E BORAH EDITOR EDIT n TELE TELEGRAM RAM The he he bulk o 0 omy omy my thanks to be he offer offered offered up d. d up this yea eal will fall in the direction of oC baseball am an d toward the little kids who love tha thai dt game JUDGE K M. M LANDIS L. EDITOR TELEGRAM t That That i I a astill an arr still a alive live For 32 H years C since cars since I wai wal have have 1 offered thanks to that thai thought I am also thankful that thiman thE thi man wh who wrote you ou ou arc are only as old a ayou UI I you ou reci feel wit i was t absolutely right L' L UNCLE JOHN JOHN- SHELL DEAn DEAR EDITOR Because Jho jhc h Democratic Demo cratic national convention didn't nomi nominate nate me nie W. W G G. G MADOO EDITOR EDITOR Ya stab Editor F al I sure sure is thankful for to be going alon i big White House this spring ii I I been thinking for Cor a a. long time thine th 1 t rs rr IN r 1 WHIT H SF kitchen hen in that there house must havE hav havEthe havethe the the- most st place to roas chicken INEZ Hardin Harding's Hardings colored cook DEAR DEAn EDITOR EDITon Im I'm thankful tha folks only 1 give e thanks and not gifts o 01 Ot Thal Thanksgiving MAIL CARRIER CARnIER I EDITOR TELEGRAM I 1 I am thankful thankful thank ful for Cor mamma and l papa apa m my big sigi sig ter and my mJ dolly LITTLE GIRL EDITOR TELEGRAM Im I'm I the ba baseball moguls didn't have hav thi th I pocket nerve to Inflict another big leagui war wal on the public I A FAN v EDITOR R Im I'm thankful ul that th that t. t dC 1 all the politicians do to misrepresent us 1 can still sUI be he proud of my native li l n nd AN AMERICAN t w i. i I rU t i IJ i rod I J t 0 EDITOR Because Its It's Thanksgiving ands and h I Z- Z Zd d don nl It have to go to school and andi J i I i fH S T 1 a r because therell there'll only be three more weeks week of school until the Christmas vacation st starts And if It that Isn't Isn enough Tm rm thankful that there Is only a month until Christ Christ- I mae mas JIMMY RILEY |