Show I EN B JO EM J w w CANT CAN'T MISS EM Faster oster Button Batton Sp Speaks ks for fOJ Itself I i WEARING THEM In button who's got the thO j Commercial al club It la 13 3 a dainty bout the size elzo of ot a bread and k plate of ot white whites celluloid with blue blua lettering club colors you OU 1 And It says MYS says aya the button Jutton Mo Ie for tor Straight Information Club Tho The ask mo mo me UP tine fine and Is as catchy as test bait on a fish hook hoole I er I of tho the Jaunty Jaunt members ap- ap I telY decorated sallied forth er Cr da day and upon entering one ono I was accosted by a a. aIs vis- vis Isho ho ho remarked Straight in- in ion eh ell Well suppose you OU who is going to win the game I. I Salt Lake was waa the tho ready f Bet Bel you ou f 10 10 O t they tey e dont don't came camo the the other fellow Well Veil of It Jt you ou must bes hown all Ill I'll see ace you OU after the game ike ke did win that dR day and the ht Information guy got his ther club member had not had on ten minutes when flu grabbed him for forthe the ot of Salt Lake and a as nM this par- par had read up a 3 few lies Ics the night before he got by pis Is straight ht information fere's feres tres tre's your buttons was tho the thon thea n a flung In tho the face tace of ot a r today I I took the darn off ff 1 I thought It was big enough h to read a block off oft but jl 13 I 1 was surrounded curr six deep by Iby b people str stretching their necks tryIng try try- I Ing to read what it said LII I I 1 dont don't mind wearing that button 1 If people will l ask usk k me mo questions but I am un not going to serve as a test teat for the near sighted And thus having spoke his hiR mind he pinned the emblem of oC intelligence on his lapel again One of ot the blue and nd white men is isa isa a a. traveler and while out on the road the other da day he was ono orio of ot a big number of ot passengers held up b by some somo delay delar or other in a string of ot trains Buttin around with tho the others he was vas hailed haile every few w minutes min mm- ut utes s b by some somo one who wanted to know what the tho trouble was WM when tho the trains would move etc ete This was straight information for tor which ho lie was no more prepared than well than well than tho conductor or the porter or orsome orsome some Bome other railroad dl dignitary and after r several I 1 am sure suro I 1 dont don't knows the wearer of the button met methis methis methis his Waterloo when a particularly Ir Irritated Irritated Ir- Ir old lad Iud lady told him she he thought no one should be permitted to wear that button unless ho he knew something some some- thing Her translation of the tho writing on tho the button seemed to convey to her mind that the man on whom it was posted knew everything c Her mistake But aside from the funn funny sido Ido the tho club members have ha helped out a lot lotof lotof of oC puzzled interested and just plain curious folks on tho the various attractions of Salt Lake JakE directions train schedules resorts and various other inquiries peculiar to the stranger In Iii our midst |