Show Bud on the Rampage Bud Hinckley Who h o Aint t Quite Right in i n His Head Nead Stirred Bing- Bing yule villa 1 up lurr ible Last Thursday i Full all Pa rt as Give per Below Bud who aint ain t quite right in at ui his head son of the Widow Hinckley Hinckley Hinck Hinck- ley wh who is a very est estimable mable woman in spite of the fackt that she's got a simple son This howe er aint no r hion on the widow being as she is as bright and smart and intelligent as can be It lt is our opinion that Bud never got none of his is ness from his mother but from his IDS father old Ab Hinckley who passed away many yrs ago Ab wasn't quite right in his head neither I jest like Bud and therefore Bud come comeby comeby comeby by what he aint got in in l his s head honest as you might sa say Sometimes Bud is worsen other times and last Thursday was was one of the thc days he be was worse First thing Bud done after he had hadet hadet hadet et his breakfast was to rig up a fishhook fish fishhook fishhook hook on the end of a string ng Then Bud he stuck the fish hook through a grain of corn com and the grain of corn with the fish hook into it over into Arne Ame Hillyer's hen yard and awai awaited d results re results results re- re which very long in com com- ing ing Ames Ame's big ro rooster ter which Ame Arne takes a good eal cal of pride in seen the grain of corn fall fan on the ground and ma made e a dash for it itt and it and the next minnit the rooster had the hook in his throat and begin to pull I on the string and squawk while Bud held on to end of the string and hollered louder than the rooster could squawk Ame Am who was in the house at the time heerd the racket and run out anJI and when he seen sten what Bud had did he I grabbed him h m by the nape of the neck and cuffed him over Oer the cars ears until Bud stopped laffin and begin to holler and nd l I bawl Buds Bud's mother heerd him and rushed to his rescue resale and when she seen Ame cuffing her Bud she laid holt bolt of Ame Arne and jerked him until she shuk his false fatse teeth his mouth Then she him in the face until one eye cje is sk et still and tore his coat and made him apologise and nd beg for mercy for abusing abu her son who ain aint t quite right in ni his head anyhow The rooster willdie will willdie die After A ter this was over Bud Dud he wandered wandered wandered wan wan- dered down street un until l he come conic to Cy Hoskins' Hoskins buggy shed which was vas open at both ends being as Lem Jem Brown had jest varnished Cys Cy's buggy bugS for him him and had propped the doors open so 0 as the theair theair air lir could g sit git t through and help to dC dry the varnish amish Well Bud he lie stuck his I fingers ag the varnish on OIl the buggy bug y to see if it was was' dry yet ct and when he found it he if it would be ben bea n a good joke to throw dust all over the I buggy which he did and the dust stuck to the varnish and nd now tiow the buggy will haft to be all sandpapered agin and varnished varnished var var- over oyer From here her Bud be went to Hen Weathersby's store stor about noon There was in the store but Hen and he had off to sleep so Bud he into the store and rummaged around until he found some cannon crackers rl which Hen had but left over from front the last of July and Bud be he talc tuk one and found a match and lit Ht the fuse of it and poked it under Hens Hen's chair and then run the store and peeked through the door When the cannon cracker exploded under Hen he be woke up with a tumble yell of and give a jump into the air air and landed with one leg in the cracker barl and foot in a lag bg of salt saIt mackerel Then with another howl bowl of despair he run oaten the store and stop sunning until he was haff baft way home Then with great presence presence pres pres- ence nce of II mind nd Hen returned to the store thinking some of the sparks might of set it on en fire bat they Bud done some other mischief that same day bat but these we have men men- chinned is the worst waist If Bud Hinckley is going to acct ackt like this it is our opinion that ort art to be did with him bim He ort to be put into a reform school or where he be be a men nice to sossi sos- sos si |