Show JUST FOLKS By EDGAR A. A GUEST MODERN MISS MUFFET The little lIttie Miss Muffet wh who sat on a tuffet turret i And ran from front a spider on one day I N Now Nw W Is several years older and certainly bolder And nd eats no more curdles and wh whey y She's brimming with v vigor gor she's quick on the trigger She's wise vise a as the oldest are wise With sophisticate mocking she's constantly shocking The parents who seek to advise Though scarcely turned twenty of ot nerve she he has plenty She needs no protector or nurse 5 Miss Muffet l grown stunning no longer Is Js running From rom spiders or beetles or worse or e. e No Now a a. wily old ld spider one day sat beside her And sought In his web to enni enmesh sh The charming Miss l who sat on a tuffet tuffet- ills His ma manners ners were certainly fresh fresn Did she ru run rui from him scream screaming Ins Ins- disturbed by Ills scheming 5 Did she flee lee from the scene scene- of ot dismay Not at all aU With a a. chuckle she landed A knuckle knuckl At th tho spot his wh whiskers are gra gray Miss Muffet grown older and wiser and bolder Said I Spider your nonsense is done donl Though once from my dinner I ran you old sinner Toda Today it is your jour turn to run Copyright 19 Edgar A. A Guest u st |