Show I SA rINGS OF MRS MRS SOLOMON SOLOMON r Copyright 1916 by the Press Publishing Publishing Pub Pub- lishing Co The New York Evening World I My Daughter consider the Married Man How easily he is pleased Lo as a stray dog from a prize Pomeranian Pomeranian Pomeranian nian as an orphan from an only child as a boarding school damsel from a widow of 40 so doth he differ from a Bachelor in th the the simplicity of his amusements Verily a Married Man is as easily entertained as a kitten with a a. string but a Bachelors Bachelor's enthusiasm can only be awakened with an alarm clock Mark how a Married Man with delight at a a. MILD compliment from a pretty woman even as a hungry hungry hungry hun hun- gry puppy at a bone lone But a Bachelor languidly at ather ather ather her most fervid and cynically at her most words of approval and her sweetest smiles of encouragement even as a pampered poodle up its nose at a bonbon and scornfully at his dinner Observe how rapturously a Benedict Bene Bene- Benedict dict while a maiden nonsense and Hear hear at ather ather her sallies of wit Mark how gladly he her errands errands errands er er- er- er I rands and he her burdens and her shoestrings or I I her glove love I See how humbly he to be noticed and how gratefully he ac- ac her slightest acknowledgment But a Bachelor languidly at her most brilliant a 3 and her most fascinating conversations conversations conversations con con- con con- to Inquire if it be time for fo r dinner Yea only when she hi hito him m to talk of HIMSELF doth he awaken awake n from his lethargy Behold a married man is covered with confusion and thrilled with vanity vanIty vanity van van- ity if it a damsel so much as his s coat sleeve or a 1 flower upon his lapel Yea he is SO sentimental But a Bachelor a KISS a as s casually as he an olive an and d her devotion as he h a cigarette Yea he himself himself himself him him- self gracious if It he he heto her herto herto r to run her fingers through his hair and even while he her hand h he e i carefully for the HOOK there there- in Go to to Come not unto me saying WHY are all the Nice Men married For verily verily not all the Nice Men fen are married but all the Mar Mar- Marred Married Married ried red Men take the trouble to be NIC NICE But a Bachelor saith in his heart I do not HAVE to be nice For lo 10 am I not a Bachelor And is no not t that sufficient Selah |