Show A 1 Tale lale ale With Two Morals These few paragraphs are going to arouse the indignant ire of every married woman who reads them Crack but the wives are going to be angry i Anyway once upon a time there was a husband who of an evening evening even even- I ing would refuse to take his wife to the movies No IINo dear he would say Im too dog tire tired Also this husband dashed cold water all over wife's project of I attending the While-Away While clubs club's annual moonlight picniC dance i Have to go I suppose he growled but it means being up i after midnight I simply must have my ray sleep I tell you if I ain am an to be beup beup e eup up to the notch of my work the next day And then came a time when wife went to visit her mother an and father leaving her husband alone to grapple with his daily aily grind Now said he Ill make up on that lost sleep Ill I'll be in bed every night by 9 0 clock Dinner downtown and then home for me Did friend husband live up to this resolution 1 Friend husband did not He who was always too tired to take his wife to the movies too to attend an occasional dance too exhausted when Sunday Sunday Sun Sun- day came to lug a picnic basket aroun around this poor we weary ry husband didn't get to bed a single night his wife was away until 12 Instead he hunted up a friend or two and brushed up p on his howling bowling game He lie renewed acquaintance with a billiard cue Sunday Sunday Sun Sun- day morning he was off bright and early for a day of fishing And indeed yes his dissipation extended even to the movies movies Now you married women heres here's where you rou register righteous indignation Did the husbands husband's health break under the strain of all this dissipation dissipation pation 7 Did his work suffer because he didn't get his full eight hours of sleep every night 7 I To both questions no I Husband was the picture of health when his wife returned and the boss noted just a trifle more pep in husbands husband's work Now whether or not you married women have a right to be angry depends upon the moral this tale talc may teach Heres Here's one moral If husbands were pennel up in store or factory factory factory fac fac- V tory all evening long as well as all day wouldn't they feel like taking an evening off now and then and seeking a few hours hours' amusement 1 Well VeIl the place a husband calls home is both home and workshop to toI I 1 his his wife Husbands your duty uty is clear Do it Heres Here's the other moral Wives Vives your husbands are arc just as young oung as they ever were The only difference is that the even tenor of ofa a happy marriage has betrayed them into a routine manner of life lf if What they need is a vacation from marriage itself Which is the real moral Honestly we dunno |