Show I JI J BACHELOR GIRLS IT CANT CAN'T BE DONE Members of the B. B G. G Club Desert One by One and Once Not For Me i Organization Is Fading Into Into Oh Oh Well You Know How It Is i I SINGLE 1 BLESSEDNESS MERELY A JOKE c i it j jI i Ii I Ij j jI t I eA yv i I I L 1 f Top Pop row from left to right right Marie Marie James Florence James Mrs J. J II Olive Snow Second row row Bessie Bessie Willis Villis Vie Vic nd l Hazel Meredith Marie e Dougall o Mrs Inc Iric GS rs Id Ida a Giles I es nc r Third row row Miriam Miriam 1 Jacobsen Rachel Rachel Peterson I Disaffection n. n in the Ranks Charge Neutral Hold- Hold 1 1 With its membership being stead stead- ily fly depleted and further desertions in m its ranks' ranks predicted the remaining members of the B Be G G. club organIzed organ organ- not so long ago by a dozen charming Salt Lake maids are now wondering what the end will be Will the club become a thing of the past and be relegated to the tiie Land o of Forgotten Things 7 Or will the orIginal original or or- members after h having ving be been n checked off the list and placed in the ex class reorganize and with Mrs prefixed to their names Include Ie the tho thaI of I partners their joys and sorrows in the membership and enjoy their their- meetings in a manner never dreamed of before It has already been related that twelve Salt Lake Lae girls formed the B E G. G club Nothing has been said however of their keeping the purpose purpose pur pur- pur- pur purI pose of the organization secret from their closest friends male friends male or feI fe fe- I I I male They did however and still sUll continue to do so Many have said that it is a safe bet that B G. G G stands for Bachelor Girls And there have been no takers Oh those were happy days follow follow- I ing lag the formation of the club those I meetings with no man present those candy pulls those teas when no one save the twelve knew what was said and the theatre parties when escorts w were re not even thought of But there was in the ranks A chubby kid born long long ago answering to the na name of C Cupid and who like retains the secret of youth started Dorothy Dunbar one of the most loyal of the twelve ferns suddenly announced her engagement and last spring changed her name to Mrs Eric Indignation was rife in the club and the remaining eleven only avowed their allegiance to their principles whatever principles whatever s-whatever those were or rather still are the are the more tl Two months ago Aine Aloe Carlson Carison quietly appeared one day wearing a dill diamond ond i in a Tiffany setting and on a ringer linger that can only mean that there is to be something be-something doing And there was Just about two months ago she took unto herself a husband and now her name is Mrs J. J E. E Iverson Iver Iver- son The twelve was reduced to ten Now Hazel Meredith has the audacity y to flaunt flaun a sparkler before the eyes of the members of the fast depleting club and announces that she is to enter enter en en- ter the wedded state next month The old lady answering to the so so- briguet of Dame Rumor has placed the B G. G organization on her list and there is persistent talk that at least one if not two more members have or shortly will appear with the engagement symbol on their mit But it has ever been thus This old stuff started in the dim light of or history his tory tory tory-in in the early dawn if you will have it that way way and and it its it's s a to 1 shot that in the Futurist age age what what whatever ever that is to be that be-that that it will still be he going on on- at the same old merry clip Moral No matter how strong may be the combination Cupid the little HWe chap has a key that will unlock the strongest one I |