Bingham Bulletin | 1949-07-29 | Page 7 | Long Vovage

LONG VOVAGE Comparing notes on the size of the ships in their respective navies, a British sailor and an American gob reached the climax cli-max of their argument with the Limey's claim, "Why, the bridge of one of our flagships is so big that the captain moves from port to starboard on a motor scoot-er. scoot-er. "You call that big?" sneered the American. "Why, the galley gal-ley on one of our larger ships is so big that the cook has to go through the Irish stew in a submarine to see if the potatoes are done!"