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Show Double-Take "They ought to treat me better than that," grunted the one-eyed, bald-headed man as he emerged from the barber shop. It seems he had asked the barber to give him a haircut at half-price because he had less hair than most men. But the barber had pointed out that it took more time to And the hairs so he really should pay more than the usual customer. "Well," he said to himsell, "I'll go into the movies here and try to forget all about it." "Say," he said to the cashier, "don't you think you ought to let me in for half-price. I've got only one eye, so naturally I can see only half the show " "On the contrary," she replied promptly. "It will take you twice as long to see the show, so you'll have to pay double." |