Show AMERICANS From prom Lifes Life's What What In America Roosevelt T T. T. T An breakfast after speaker and Presidential hack writer Also digger canal-digger trust-buster trust and allaround allaround all all- around sport This young joung man began his career as President in the days when the country was a a Republic I He in inherited a d t Constitution tr gre ei splendid Constitution but lt has abused i It ever since He lie Is fond of walking on railroads and not satisfied with this tons them Het frequently Jumps on them He Is not Dot good at arithmetic and cannot count beyond beyond beyond be be- yond three three- His principal amusement Is isI raiding Wall Wan street making Teddy bears I and works r k calling Filipino all men F Funerals liars rw Principal Extinguished Extinguished Extin m Canal Engineers and Leonard Wood Favorite motto motto- Uneasy lies Hes the head that wears a crown Address Washington T D D. D C. C care Benjamin Tillman Till- Till man Bryan W. W J J. A distinguished and extinguished extinguished ex ex extinguished Presidential impossibility who ho first created an enemy's country and then made so much money out but of it that he could afford to become the editor of a paper This gentleman took the re remains remains re- re mains n of the Democratic t party and acid getting getting get get- rl ting them h firmly between his teeth worried wor wor- worried ried Tied them to death Since then Wallstreet Wall Wallstreet Wallstreet street has looked up and prosperity has spread its rich warm Wann mantle over every magnate in the country at times almost rubbing Its fringe even against those who are too poor to know how to be dishonest dishonest dishonest dis dis- dis- dis honest and too proud to steal anyway After successfully es playing i in his great e Al ly lyre play The Would Would-Be Boy President re e of Nebraska he traveled In Mexico and Europe unlearning everything he did not know about the Silver Question and has since then become so 50 quiet that you ou can hear a a pin drop anywhere west of or the Missouri nursing f i a a. river vain hO hope Principal ln Author E or occupation occupation of Every Cloud Has a a. Silver Sliver Lining Teddy Bear Baiting A Forlorn Hope c kc Motto You can lead leada A- A donkey to water but you ou cannot make him think |