Show I TRUTH ABOUT PICNIC TOLD AT LAST Scientific Research Reveals History By O. O B. B Joyful Picnics were first used by the Sandwich Islanders The carefree picnicked Cap Captain aln Cooks Cook's party That broke up the first Cooks Cook's tour It almost ended L In cookery eckery so to speak Those i who were not cooked or sandwiched sandwiched sand sand- returned and established picnicking In Europe Contrary o a general g belief bellet Attilla th Hun was not the first picnicker No picnic is complete without a n ngoat goat goal Cows ml may be substituted f 1 no goats are arc handy Tho The goat gont enters en enters enters en- en in the tho second act lct the act where Kitty finds tho the snake and thinks It bit her and is driven awa away with sticks also screams also shrieks also bucks N. N B B.- B. Tho The goat a always ways consumes the very cake cako th that t Maw wanted Aunt Mary to try before giving her the recipe Ono One egg y know A A. learned jurist has said that marriages which resulted from picnic en engagements are aro usually lasting This Is because if Ir th the loving lo couple are ablo able to remain In each others other's company an entire da day under picnic conditions without without without with with- out cracking under tho the strain neither neither nei nei- ther will ever have courage enough to apply for divorce Picnics are always held near water In order that Willie may scare Maw by attempting to drown In properly ordered picnics Maw law always fills the oxfords she was intending to give to o the tho Ladles Ladle Aid rummage sale with black muck trying to rescue Willie who doesn't want to be rescued I IWo Wo We will draw the asbestos curtain cur cur- cur I tam tain on tho the concluding scenes also I Ithe the epilogue wherein William re receives re- re calves what he has hils been promised al Ida Iday He Ho receives it it you ou know because he ho ate ato tIm the leo ice cream that thal remained in the bottom of oC tho the freezer and was destined for Paw s a 51 lunch pall pail I In conclusion picnics are a n national na national na- na lIonal ha habit lt sometimes thou thought ht na-I na t to tobo bo be a n disease Like the tho w w. k It- measles they aro arc most moat prevalent In tho young but go hardest with ho tho mature They aro are a a. summer Bummer disease ls 1 to e. e |