Salt Lake Telegram | 1923-07-18 | Page 13 | Around Town

s aqou::d ' - Now that "Yes. We Huve No Bananas" haa been accepted ac-cepted in polite society as a perfectly proper title for a onff, let us brace onrselves, i;ood folk, for the inevitable: "Sorry, but We Are Just Out of Suspenders," "No, Git Out; We. Ain't Got No Left-Handed Monkeywrenches" and tha in-. in-. formative "Wal, Now, Rhu- barb Hain't in Season, Most Hardly." a . . Perfectly Spiffy v ; Now, while we think of it our idea of the ultimata in tnappiness ii a "sensible looking look-ing shoe." V PITY THI POOR BAILORS Afteewdipg ter aeme ef the pavement on our main stem we have come to understand under-stand the source of inspiration for that-poignant Jine,ll'fir the Bounding Main." . i Having onga(.d tn arvaral ple-nlea ple-nlea ouraalv.a, willy nllly. the', ta. whether wa likrd l r no. we have compiled a universal menu for aurh occulone that will undoubtedly. meet all evenualitlea. MENU. Palo do foiaa graa (maatty graaa). Potato aalad. - pi I vol, pickloa, pieklaa, elivoa. Aooortod buga. . Potateaa (en aalad or on ohlpe). Potate oalad. Hot aoffea (.lightly aold). Aaaortadouga. Clear, cold, pure mountain water (.lightly dirty). . Potato aalad, potato aalad. In connection with tha helpful menu may wa auicar.t that the aooner tha party annihilate tha nuy who conatantly ahouta "When do wa eatr- tha hrtter will tha food taate. A (y who wouldn't walk from tha office to-hi. car In the rlnmorlnn city will tramp all over the rubied, hish. lofty and ateep raoutina when "under tho Influence Influ-ence of the picnio germ. Bo far a. his own personal Inclination, and health' are concerned we are toler-. toler-. snt and kindly, but when he Inal.te that we follow auit. that we breathe tn thla wonderful exhlleratin ozone, that wa wake up and vibrate with life, we ahmir our ahoulder. and wi.h for Sadie to appear with her little aawed-off bean-flipper. So much for tha 'rest uuidoora. SADIE THE SIREN. l ' (WHAT HAaOOXB BEKORK: ftadis haa been on vacation In tha famoua Appalachian ranee of LbcaA where men are men and goat, are goata and women are onery. eJadle got a atlff neck looking up In the air at tho faet .Izzllng drive, of Kr Pierce and Bill Merrill. Hurtle got peeved at ua the other day. -Key boaa." .he chirped, "why ain't there no awell guv. In thla atoryf - I don't want to associate with a common low-down chimney aweep like l.iiclue." There, there. Badte. papa spank. Well, If you feel able, GO ON WITH THE STORY. Lucius snorted. He was a rip-snorter. rip-snorter. , It looked as though tt would rata but tanks are deceiving. " Ksdie eyed him distastefully. -Pooh:" she muttered with expropriate expro-priate geatures. "If you don't get buay and do something the bosawlll call you up." But Uuclua only entiled. He knew that Badie meant "the boss will . csll you down." Tho chimney aweep lifted his walking atirk to scratch hia head. "My!- my d Sadie, "you are. raising rais-ing cane." "Hoopala, hoopala!" What la thla. circus? New, 'tl. but a fat man come to call on Sadie. Tha fat man Was very tired. He couldn't atand up atralght. And though he wa. .o terribly fat. you ahould have aeen him lean. (ON WITH THIS DISURACU TO.MOR- KOW' ... .too Richard a, federal prohibition director for Utah, la a)o a, captain In tho offlcera reatrvo corps now In train In a; at Tort Douitlaa. Knowina: tha oaao with which a man In uniform can obtain tha forbidden for-bidden buff-juice, tho above information infor-mation la honried out aa a warn in a; to "AIM and "Joo" and "I-ow and "Sammy," and any of tha other dia-penaera dia-penaera whoao pet namea wo havo forgotten. Leatherneck Jim. o a . .. Aa A1 Brown uaed to aay.Therua m Whole lot of thin- I wouldn't do . for four-bita but I cant think of any of 'em Juat now.