Salt Lake Telegram | 1923-07-18 | Page 6 | Here and There

' - - Inhere Tha modern auto wrench not onlr wrack a car but a reputation aa ' wail. I What moat of ua would tmthar ba dolnc Instead of what wa ara doing; during lummir, la anything else, . , , ' "Taat'a a etranxe combination." . aald tha ladjr aa aha waa going through the wash which had bees returned from tha laundry, A fireman may not hare a great . many sweethearts, but hia Ufa la oertalnljr full ot old flamea. 'Dootoro sajr that men who amok ara liable to have everything. Tea, everything but matches. 1 It taire at leaat two men to make greatneaa; one to do the it ant and . one to cheer. ., A man r ay be alow to mora when, oppoitunlty knock, but ba lan't when the nelghbora do It. SMILE. M8ng a aeng of laughter, Pocket full of amilea, What the world la after "eata att utl'er"T"rtfea. 1 Llfe'a toe ahort far grumplnaaa, Spend your little while Looking for the beautiful Wearing af a em lie." Nothing will make a- marrlaga happier than a lot of common aenae. Before tha ceremony ha wanta ta know when he can have her for hie own. After tha ceremony he wanta , to know when dinner will ba ready. Rrery man ! philosopher enough to mjoy watching tha other fellow property burn. No matter how far money goea, It aeldom reachea next payday, ' Correct till aentenee: "What a lovely ,mlle ehe haa," tha man'a l wife aald when a flapper emlled at him. . . FICKLI WEATHER. With apn arme and entiling feoe You beefcon ua ta oome And baek In your warn eunehina And liera to beee aoft humi You woo with fragrant fneenee -Of budding leavee and f la. wen. And then you hjde your eunny -' face And drench ua with your ah o were. ' If women bad better taata there . would be more bachelor. - t " ' 1 - . There la hard-earned money and hardly earned money. Tha garae repair man may taka a knock out of a car. but only tha Kiim reaper can take tha knock out of aorae people. . - SOUTHERN SERVICE. Lard Burnham. tha Engllah newapaper proprietor, aald on hla roturn to New Tork after a tour of the South: "I like tha South, -tha Southern . cooking la excellent, but tha aer-vice aer-vice leave, gomathrha to ba de-alred. de-alred. "In a Georgia hotel ena day I heard a woman aay to a waiter, aa be came toward her balancing hla ' tray above hla head: M 'Ko Uee aervrng ma that turtla eoup. waiter. It lan't hot enough.' " 'But, lady, how do you know It lan't r reaped the waiter, "'By the way you can keen your thumb in It.' " Atlanta Conetltu-tloo. Conetltu-tloo. - A CHANGE FOR THE BETTER. "Well, how la everything- here la PetunlaT" aeked the recently ar- -rived rueet, who rlalted tha hamlet aufflclently often to be mildly Intereated In-tereated In the bappenlnga there, "Fine, by George! Finer thaa frog hair!" trlumuhantly replied tha landlord of tha tavern. "How do you make that out? I aaa almoet no change alnca I waa -here laat, and do not obeerve mucb. of anything atlrrlng." "No, but compared with thla tlma laat year ahe'a booming. Then tha town waa allpplng back. Now ahe'a durn nigh holding her own." Kan- , , aaa City Star. - PROVOCATION ENOUGH. A mlealonary echool teacher wha aad been aaalgned duty In that part of the Cumberland mountalne which A touchea three etatea. and where feuda ara common, waa entertained at the mountain cabin of one of the chlefa of the.-region. The chlera wife entertained her royally and tha teacher ezpreaaed eolicltude for" the lonely life tha woman muet lead. ' "Yet."'ea-red tha chief taln'e bet- ' tar half," but luet aa aoon aa Jim geta ena mo' wa air (winter leave thla country.' Tha horrified teacher aaked If aba meant kill one more man.. "Yea, and Jlme bound tar gat. , -him. too." boaeted the wife. '.W "Haa thla man Injured your fine-band fine-band r the mlealonary demandedr with aome aoperlty. "Ha ao' haa," waa tha vehement reply, "He kilt my flrat huaband." The Argonaut.