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Show l THE BULLETIN, BINGHAM CANYON, UTAH You Bui.u if New Method Simplifies Work most 100 different pattern projects can be built at a price that shows a considerable saving over similar articles purchased ready made. Through the medium of these patterns even the most unskilled person can do a professional job. Most important, this pattern as well as the others that will be featured weekly ts designed that no special tools or skill are re-quired. You'll have fun making the workbench and lots more fun using it. It measures 6 feet long, 30 inches wide and stands 30 inch-es high. It is the ideal size for every home. Send ilSe for Workbench Pattern No. 15 to Eiisl-Bil- d Pattern Company, Dept. W., Pleusantviile, N. Y. TlfORKING with " wood provides relaxation and fun. It also pro-vides an economical solution to obtaining the many articles of household equipment and furni-ture everyone needs. Each of al- - NEEDLECRAFT PATTERNS You'll Feel Rich with This Clolh VOU'LL always feel rich with this lacy filet-croch- et cloth to beautify your table! You can cro-chet it in various sizes. This crochet Is prize Indeed to hand down to your children I Pattern 7271: directions; charts. Send 20 cents In coin to: gewlni CIrel Needleeraft Dept. P.O. Ho (1740, Chleaco M. HI. or P.O. Bos HIS. Old t'brlaea StaUaa, New York 11, N. Y. Enclose 20 centa for pattern. No. Nam Address For Your Future Buy U. S. Savings Bonds T MAKES SEWING T MACHINES HUM J .gran'mv (Cms MouitkMpIniJ rC"""L I KM fSAva PRaciOOs fcrrcHSN vme wmt ijgff ' I Step , D) '"'warm M f S. (reostaz MEANS n'$ efiSTZ$TAiSrS t- Drawing It Close "Boss," the bookkeeper said as he entered the manager's ofllce with a broad grin on his (ace, "you remember the big Chirstnias order we got from the Palace company?" "Of course I do," replied the manager. "What about it?" "That was the order that finally put us in the bbrk," the bookkeeper announced proudly. "Wonderful," beamed the man-ager. "Now we can throw out that cursed bottle of red ink and run out and get a bottle of black." "I'm afraid that wouldn't do," said the bookkeeper meekly. "If I went out and bought a bottle of black ink we would be in the red again." SPARED THE DETAILS The o 1 d green-eye- d monster stamped impatiently when the jilted girl, who had just learned that the man she had loved had just mar-ried her rival, did nothing about it but cry. "Get in there and try to get some sort of revenge," he urged her. The next time they met on the street the defeated girl smiled sweetly and said, "I've just learned that you married James. I suppose he never told you that I turned him down once." "No, he didn't," the other girl admitted. "He once told me that he had many narrow escapes during his life, but he never told just what they were." PlRST AID rtrrK t0 the MHH6jOBSEaJfe 1 by Roger C. Whitman QUESTION: The plaster In our front room is very uneven in places, and in others there are real humps and ridges Are there any tools we could get to level down the humps and ridges? ANSWER: Wrap coarse sand paper around a block of wood and rub down the rough places with it. If the walls are painted, they will have to be refinished after this going-ove- r, of course. A coarse abrasive stone can be used in plnre of the sandpaper. gTMggggfl Of i il( ' ' ' ' JOHN JARVIS SOMETIMES MY HUSBAND . MAKES ME SO MAD I RE--- 75 ) V MARKED ABOUT HOW IM-7- rJv VJ CONSIDERATE MY MOTHER k 1L7 l 'S' AMD HE AGREED WITH (jfH L I I ( J II ROLAND COE V l I ' ' OyUJ sue, you'd Get finished faster if we'p t V ' HELP you MOW THE LAvVNl. ON THE OTHER :AD A PATE EVERY NIGHT LAST VVEEK" HAnId, WE CAN JUST AS EASY POSTPONE THE GAME!" Told You So The 8:15 commuters' train us-ually was tranquil and even restful. This one morning, though, a squall-ing Infant kept the business men's nerves on edge. All efforts of the mother failed to stop the screeching. One man, who had been trying to concentrate on the problems that lay ahead for him, strolled back to the seat from which the commo-tion was emanating and grimaced, whistled and did other things to amuse the child. The thunderstorm stopped very suddenly and the man walked back to his seat, proud of himself. Just as he neared his seat he heard the mother call to the child, "See? I told you the bogey man would get you if you didn't stop crying." DISMOUNTED Critic "It's an elegant statue, all right, but isn't that an odd position for a general to assume?" Sculptor "Perhaps it is. You see, I was halfway finished when the committee decided that it couldn't afford a horse for him." f AND JEFF By Bud Fisher SrExAeTlyl hello J SEFF. MENS K oh.thev mv first husband) 'ti, UJJ 'VBEAm? UARLlMGlT ALWAVS WOREACAR, 0V-..y- Muf SheI HONE? HATSJ $ jt COME IN it WHO DC W FIRST MV SECOND HUBBY M A NUTS ABOUT 'C ($h THEV THREE HUSBANDS ALWAYS WORE A FELT 4a7h 71 ME Jrr,r fTrTli BELONG 1 KEEP THEM HAT AND MY THIRD M'SkUlA " ( IJffo'I ' tXk-- HUSBAND ALWAYS nP&n$S jT 5 WORE ADERBV ffl JjfsSl i C' s & ff, & 'im(SW U rth where s rn( I ponateo it ) g By Arthur Pointer 5atf,zaay.l i rssti OEIEpRFpitZl rSs-- i fiszm Lfah fmm mischief, .vv.ro all, f W, RBsr curs P'THOSE NANOS, HF K; . 1 ( V V.W r - ( HELP SEAT THE- - - (4VlvS 4 V" - AT fej iIm RESTRAINT FAILED After a particularly hearty supper, a taciturn Connecticut farmer leaned back In his chair, sighed blissfully and addressed his wife In compliment: "Prudence," he drawled, "when I think of all you've meant to me, sometimes it's mighty hard not to tell youl" ) v!2L by Park S, Haas if c- -T W-- V TI rJ - 6) - luMM, I WONDER I vl fcMMT y . Poor Fellow Mrs. Green believed in sharing her husband's pleasures. Right now he was listening to the "World Sries" broadcast so she listened, too. "The next batter is Joe DiMag-gio,- " panted the announcer. "He let the first one go by for a called strike. Here comes the second pitch. Joe swings and lifts a long one to right field. There he goes around first, touches second and is on his way to third. The ball is re-turned to the infield and Joe pulls up at third. Ladies and gentlemen, Joe DiMaggio has just tripled." Mrs. Green gasped. "Goodness," she said to her husband. "Did he hurt himself?" By Len KIei (IL ftCE,FSESHf 5AV? HAVE VOU 5 hK-- A At VntPAB ALL L FOOTBALL EQUIPMENT ' MOTOR&iKE 1NTHE1R J Tnrn About penny was all that dropped into the beggar's hand when he pleaded with the old lady for "something to tie'e him over." "Now, my poor man," she said, "tell iroe how you lost all of your money." "Well, 1 was like you, ma'am," he said. "I was always giving away large sums to the needy." |
