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Show u j i The only man who cn trim he toenail of lions nd timers In a London zoo has been exempted, lie' should be decorated as i ', veil. In our humble opinion. ! 5 ' j . ,; End runs, dashes and tackles war i? much I'ke football I i but the Yankees are making their gains by miles instead of yards ' j In the big game. ;j : ' ; ! . That never ending pounding of nails into his coffin must be ! j convincing to the kaiser that he's hurrying along to his own funeral. Many War Mothers of America are storing away Liberty bonds ; j to give their sons when they come marching home again. ' In Paris you can get a course dinner for 33 cents. It would I I be a coarse dinner served for that gladsome figure here! ; Notice to squirrels nutshells are needed to make gas masks ! conserve a nut and win the war! Probably we have heard nothing of the Clown Quince because jj he hasn't stopped running yet. i j ' , ; The office poet tells us it Is easy to make a Hun run. Get a ( j- gun. It's done. . k i A dumb man. dropped a plate and spoke. Maybe he was j educated in China! j ---------- ' - Clinking Liberty bonds dollars beats clapping for Liberty loan appeals. . ,- Put the stamp of sincerity on your war economies a Thrift , stamj). . . , |