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Show M : " "" 1.1 i:hn. bingh m canyon, i r h i . NEEDLECRAFT PATTERNS Crocheted Chair Set, Pillow Top Due to an unusually large demand and current conditions, slightly more time Is required In lining orders for a tew of the most popular patterns. Sewing Circle Needlecraft Dept. Box 3217 San Francisco (, Calif. Encloio 20 cents for Pattern. No THE sunbonnet girl of song and story ready to be a decoration for that best chair you prize so highly. Mercerized crochet cotton it used. You can crochet a plUow top and chair et In this design. Pattern 870 has direc-tions and charts for chair set and pillow top. Send 20 cents In coins for pattern. THROW AWAY HARSH LAXATIVES! Millions Have Ended Con-stipation with Healthful Fresh Fruit Drink Don't form the habit of depending on harsh, griping laxatives until you ' ve tried this easy, healthful way millions now use to keep regular. 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Papers fflPffWai PRINCE mmWi ALBERT ! The National Ooy Smoke WBBBBi Teacher Slips Up A certain well-know- n statesman, Who operates a arm as a hobby, being queried recently about under-paid teachers, admitted that he had never encountered but one teacher who might conceivably have been paid as much or more than she was worth. One day this statesman went to a certain farm, he said, to purchase a bushel of buckwheat for sowing. The farmer was absent, so his wife waited on the caller. She took a peck measure, filled it and emptied it twice in the statesman's bag, and then proceeded to tie up the pur-chase. "Pardon me," the visitor said, "but don't you know it takes four pecks to make a bushel?" "Does it?" rejoined the woman. "I never had any experience in measuring grain before I was mar-ried. I always taught school." I' "I've been stuck before on these dishwashin' deals of r yours. I'm first goin' to find out if the picture at the movies is anything I'd care to see." "There are certain respons to going steady I that you don't seem to realize, Alvin!" BnCY WfiM ByErme BuAaljhr NOTHING WORTH SEEING An artist who wanted a home among the Taconic hills of Vermont was talking the matter over with a farmer who allowed that he had a house for sale. "I must have a good view," said the artist. "Is there a good view?" "Well," drawled the farmer, "from the front porch yuh kin see Ed Snow's barn, but beyond that there ain't nothin' but a bunch of mountains." ftlE REGGIE By Margarita lfe? C REGGIE .7) (M oh - ITS mom) I I0JI I oh i'm glad to see you're) k Vv ri fill DOING YOUR HOMEWORK. ii'j K j j" ButoonYiw Doing His Bit A certain conservation speaker, waxing wroth at the wasteful squan-dering of the nation's natural re-sources, belligerently challenged his listeners with: "I'll venture to say that not a man here ever lifted his finger to conserve timber." "I have," piped up a little fellow in the front row. "What have you done, my friend?" rejoined the slightly molli-fied speaker. "Well," explained the little man, "I have used the same toothpick twice." JIT and JEFF By Bud Fisher I pr Money Solves Everything "Yes," said Henderson, "for p while after our marriage we were nearly eaten out of house and home by visiting relatives and friends." "How did you stop it?" asked a friend. "It was quite simple," laughed Henderson. "I loaned money to the poor visitors and borrowed from the rich, and I haven't been troubled with a visit from either since." Mr By Arthur Pointer fe On Hand A relative had come visiting, and during family conversation asked Henry, the eldest boy, his age. "Thirteen," replied Henry, hnast-ingly- . "No," interrupted the father, "you're only 12." After a hot debate the father could no longer control his temper and said angrily, "Don't talk, boy, I remember the occasion; I was in the house the day you were born." "So was I," replied Henry, smiling. EZ By Gene Byrne FELLERS , . 1 1 ( DlME'5 WORTH ' A M-V- ( MA& ftWt.ff A WWm A'EVERVTHIHey ( OP JELLY BEANS I tTARV V s'S A A V TO EAT TH' Wffi1 " QJ 1 li No Piggy Bank Judge Mr. District Attorney, why do you bring this defendant be-fore me when he says his only crime is that he robbed his kid brother's bank? District Attorney Your Honor, he forgot to explain that his kid brother was cashier of the First Na-tional bank. FINAL WORD Mrs. Blank Is everything shut up for the night, dear? Mr. Blank That depends on you, dear; everything else is. IG1L lfr 1 fife jlls M?3 t Quite A Prize A prominent society lady ap-proached a newly rich member of the country club group and asked, "Would you like to buy a ticket in the raffle we are having for a young widow? "Nope," said newly rich, "my wife wouldn't let me keep her even if I won." |