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Show f NOTHING SERIOUS By Dan Valentine There ' a certain logic about this tale that cant be refuted. Mr. Ana E. Cain, a newcomer to Salt Lake City, reports that the Indians at Brigham are hiving stove trouble. It seems that many of the Indians who' havs moved Into government-built homes at Brigham dont havs too much faith In newfangled new-fangled kitchen appliances. Mny ef the new homes beast new butane gas stoves. However, more than a few ef the Indian women have moved the stoves sot ef the kite sea sad placed them la the back yard. Mrs. Cain asked one of the Indian women why they pre! ered to do their cooking in the back yard. The answer was simple. One Indian housewife answered: "Boom! In noma, ae goed!" Booml la back yard, ekeh!" Such b Pom)! Jack Goodman, KALL newsman, who attended the Goethe festival at Aspen, Colo., returned to Salt Lake City very impressed. But it ' Vsn't because of the conglomeration of world-famous celebrities at the celebration. Jack admitted that Dr. Albert Schweitser, famed philosopher; Thornton Wilder, novelist, and other greats like Stephen Spender, Artur Rubinstein, Nathan Milstein, Dorothy Mayner and Greger Piatigorsky seemed like nice folks. But the thing thst impressed the Salt Lake radioman most about the festival wsstns matchbooks they gave out ' "Tea should see them," ke says. The matchbooks were things f art. Each eae boasted a picture of Goethe." It's probably the first time in history thst a philosopher has been honored by having his ficenjimtchboo recover Sawing Is aliaving Irishmen must be very dubioiuTcbaracters. George C. Scott, a Salt Lake City youth now serving as an L D S missionary in Dublin, Ireland, is having a hard time convincing the Irish that Utah is a beautiful place. In a recent letter, George begged for some color postcards of Salt Laks City and Utah. Be writes in part: A lot of Irish people ask about Salt Laks City and Utah . . . and I try my best to tell about the wonders at the city and state. But the people we talk to are not thoroughly convinced. They seem to think we are bragging. And we find ourselves somewhat handicapped handi-capped by the lack of- tangible proof that Salt Laks City is as beautiful as ws say It is. , "What we need are some colored postcards to shew to the Irish as we can prove our statements," Anyone wishing to send postcards to George can address him at 29 Clare st, Dublin, Ireland. Too Lata to Classify Add unusual business cards: Bill House, 1846. Downington ave., has a business card with the picture of his house on it . . . Chain letters are again making their appearance in Salt Lake City. Several of the local policemen have received the letters. You dont need a dime with these new letters, but if the chsin is broken, bad luck is the result . . . James D. Jorgensen, Lark, Utah, writes that he might be interested in marrying that divorcee from Virginia we wrote about the other day. . . . F. A. Simmons snd Rube Resaney, local garage executives, have invented and patented a new-type storage rack for trucks. Old Roman Trouble N Even the old Romans bad trouble with wives who used too much face paint Juvenal, ancient Reman philosopher, eaee wrote about his wife who nsed tea much auke-ap: "Yea havs yew hair curled at a hairdresser's hair-dresser's in Snbura street, and your eyebrows are brought to yen every morning. At night, yea remove year teeth as yea da year dress. Year charms are enclosed in n hundred dUfereat pats and year face does not gs to bed with yen." That's telling 'em, Juvenal! Sam, tho Sad Cynic, Sayst Dont forget, the same son that bams year back this summer esn also melt the snow an year sidewalk next winter. |
