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Show j HERE'S WHERE THE LAUGH COMES IN CHEER UP? l L , . - ., mn .(Mwv - - i-H-y-i nnn.1 your mother," confided the old gentleman. "My welcome when I came home from the club hurt night was very different." Satisfied with having set a fine example for the future, he turned his attention, to the veaL EES FIKST THOUGHT. ' Brooklyn Eagle. "When the toboggan dumped you Into - the snow drift did you lose your head?" "In one sense, yes; In another, no.- It seemed to be lost in the snow for a min-, min-, ute or two, bat my mind was unusually ctlve." "Tou had tlm for rational thought?" ? "Yes. indeed." "And what was your first thought?" i That a wise girl would wear bloomer for that kind of sport." i : sssNsJssssjsjSssissswjs - THE NEWS SET TO MUSIC. New Tork Press. Th air of a T Deum broke upon the ears of the crowds hurrying homeward through Park Place on a recent snowy evening. Two boy voices sang in unison, then separated Into harmony one taking the soprano part, th other the alto. Per son stopped to listen, but Instead of words of Scripture set to xmsio they besrd intoned: "Wolld. Cholnal, Bun, Glob. Post!" "All about th war. B porting edition. Get 'em while they're hot. &et 'em!" - "Wber did you Ira that?" asked a ""Choich." ejaculated en boy.' "Slngln' In d cbotr." DOWN IN BOSTON. Boston Transcript. , ' Brimmer Doe your typewriter ever make any mistakes? Bromfleld Not that I know of-not since sh married that husband ot hers, the loafer! : j . AN ABXIST IN HIS LINE."" Atlanta Constitution, t "Dar's one thing I likes about ol Satan." - : "Tell me dat!" " ' " ' "Wen be roasts a sinner, nobody In de feAttlement kin complain dat b ain't well donel" -, '' ' !' Conductor All aboard! Please get aboard Quickly, miss; th train is about to start. Young Lady But I wish to kiss my sister sis-ter good-bye. Conductor Get aboard I Get aboard. I'll attend to that for you. Yale Record, PRODIGAL FATHER'S INTENTION . : x i . New York Tribune. The Prodigal Son has Just com bom. "X really meant this reception to impress |