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Show Sad Disappointment Mrs. Clum And is it a secret? Mrs. Redrier Oh, no, not at all. Mrs. Clum Too badl I did j want to tell Mrs. Long jaw. That's Something A group of soldiers' wives were bragging brag-ging about their husbands. The first j remarked that at last hers had been j granted a commission. "Bill has just got notice oj hii captaincy!" cap-taincy!" thrilled the second. The third hinted that her husband was hoping for his first lieutenancy that month. In a brief pause the fourth bride burst out bravely, "If ell, Johnny still has his privacy, anyway!" Ruled Out? Jasper I thought sure you'd know her. She lives in the same square as you. Joan Perhaps. But she doesn't move in the same circle! Ceiling? "Every man has his price." "What's Jobson's?" "Oh, he gives himself away." Going Down! Fop So you refused young Costli-man. Costli-man. Don't you know he descended from a fine family? Daughter Yes, and how he descended. 0"uTvVest Mamie How well Algie sits on his burro. Lottie Yes, to look at him one would think he is part of it, Who Done It Mrs. Horner Mary, I see a spider web in that corner. To what do you attribute that? Mary To a spider, mam. Jenky always believed in calling call-ing a spade a spade till he hit his foot with one the other day. |