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Show interest.- For example, -Trcf. Fitzgerald will cianbs tLs tca.-I of a section foreman ani thndly ifcrra hia tLit he i3 Tvastir.;; Lis talent3 a-J that he really cuht to be the "whcle.ttbz." - ThU w ill . be all riht as far as the foreman is conccrae3,-bat the real "whole thiss" will in all probability decline to get out and give the other fellow a chance. Then the other fellow will be sore. 3 Of course, if the professor can get a whack at the "whole things and make him believe that his proper place ia somewhere else, there will be no hitches of consequence. But there's the rub. ... , . .. At any. rate, ; result will be anxiously, yes, breathlessly awaited.; . ' r '. '"..,',. THE U. P. BUMP PROFESSORS" NEW SCHEME.. . v Kow conies ay"bump professor" with a scheme as novel as it ia - new. : Tliis professor has figured it out that many men are holding positions of much less importance than they are fitted by nature to hold; fold he proposes to remedy the matter. It is said that' the Union Pacific Railroad company will test the plan and if the report proves true there. Vill be some mighty Interesting doings along that . v line of road. ; ' :'" :' . ".' ;?i ' ' '""" ' :. , ; The plan of Prof. Fitzgerald--for that is the "bumpologlst'sv name is to go over the railroad, examine heads and tell the owner 5 what he should be doing. In other words, to quote Mr. Dooly of ' 'ArcbT Road, he proposes to establish a ut College." : - ' . . . ' ... ' -.. , ;! ' ; J: ' : :;''.-S".,, n.'."';. Tlw outcome of the plan will, of course, be watched with great . |