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Show THE GARAGE MAN I By BERTON BRALEY ) oh, motorists. I bid ro all oseerve thla Individual, ' Who nerer has a bit at lime for play; To Judcs br bills hs lendera you for Berries that ha renders you , There'a tony houre m every work in r dayl Ia wlnter-tlms or clover-time he's always toiling over time (At say rata It reads so on ths bllls, And yet he bears with bravery thla unremitting elavery And prospers while ha goes tbs pace that kills. Tour motor runs unsteadily? Ha looks It aver readily. Then shakes his head sad say a. with manner bleeJt, "Vre'U have to lake tha car apart, your gears are running far apart, Tour crankshaft's beat tha Job will take a wwek!" Complaining very fretfully, you leave the tmr reave t fully, And wnea your gons he takes your ailing churn And runs It for a chug er two, put In a sew apark-ptug or two And eoake you sixty bucks when yon re turn! Black grease la on hla fingers thera. I don't eee how H I lingers there. Ths way ha wipes It oft upon your paint. And on your aeala luxurious, but though It's vary rurtoua. His hands retain their btaek Sad grimy taint: We curse his rates burg larloua, we knock hla notions various. We eay he a only sut to gouge snd rob. But when the car suns Jusaplly aad jerkily and grumpily. Oh. gosh, we're glad ta have him oa the hl tCop) right, ma, M. & A. Service.) ' I . |