Salt Lake Telegram | 1922-04-11 | Page 4 | Here and There

1 merem FRIENDLY ADVICE. "Shi nenris ma a draft for a thousand thou-sand k inset." "Take that around to the bank find ret it certified. .She's a flirt." SOB HT lioa the body nf Willi. .Tnnf?. Who wouldn't mind hi mummi-r; A lrHkiri auto broke hi, bones One fatal day lout summer. A REGULAR VACATION. Two film actors were discuMiiiR- do-mstth do-mstth problems. One f them said: "lniie. if 1 had a wife such an ymi de-nTi.e de-nTi.e and complain of. I'd ncnd her on a vacMtinn to the Thousand Island with instructions to upend one month on each island." A Shamokin, Pa., man nearly choked to death when he swallowed hie false teeth. He made a run for the hospital and was saved. People who wear false teeth ought to have a string attached and then they could be their own surgeon sur-geon in cast of accident. We're gUil to -i It Kt a llttla warmer. A follow can't plan hia garden gar-den with a half frozen thinker. A FINE FIGURE. When T look at the lad Ili Tlie civiar" ail Apfllo'n stuck goes zinif. . And Hercules To one of these Was but a punv thlnr. One of the thincs that always cau.es a lnt of excitement at our house, said a little Salt Iwike 1 . is w hen Th Telea-ram romes. Moiuer alwaa wanta to see "who's dead?" sister wants to see "who's married?" and brother wants to know how the. fight came out. I like the funnies and Iad wants tho I front lae. Mother says we ought to a, j get two papers at our house. Mr. Harding haa been fishing off the island of Cocolobo, which makea it in- evitable that we are about to have a new aoft drink. Winter is like some women. It'a visit Isn't so long, but It does use up a let of time saying goodhy at the door. HAPPY DAYS. "Insert life has lis Joys." What now?" "The fly attll gets his tanglefoot." "When our boys come bark from the 'wur." everyone said, "nothing will be good rnoimh for them." And nothing, apparently, is. Murder of husbands by their wive is becoming one of our most popular indoor sports. TFT'S no. WK'Mi NKVFTl GET TilKRK Ir VK IKJ.VT START. We read in a book where the male bird sings less sweetly after the youno are hatched than he did before. MawSe it'a because he's too busy rustling up grub. Japan's renewed activities In Siberia, are Inclined to majce that country jupancasy. Danville Register. The marines seem to have stopped the mall robberies. Why not put them In charge of the coal business. Boa toft Transcript. I A Chicago doctor nava fl.ipperlem la "JuM the revolt of youth." However, a lot of men don't find It so tPrribly ro- v vol ting. Nashvlllw Ter.ncssean. The next American army of occupation occupa-tion that goes to Kurope. likely as not, will b sent C. O. D. Richmond Times-IMttpatch.