Show I Date Up-to-Date Or ae Jokes Joltes I IA A wealthy elthy e trader recently received an invitation In for himself and better half halt to spend a R week end with a well known peer At breakfast on tho tha morning following their arrival Mrs Nouveau eau oll In trying tryIng try- try In Ing to chip off the top of an cS egg with her knife exercised so much strength that tho the cg egg was waa knocked out of the cup CUI an and rolled under the table Not knowing the tho correct thIn thing to do In such circumstances she appealed to her husband John she alto whispered I have dropped an egg What am I to do o Dont cackle replied the matter of fact John The little mild bald man had settled down In hr the tho train to read and undo fe feeling lIng drowsy sy after a trying tr ln day at business foil felt asleep On tho the hatrack rack above abo was wasa a fero ferocious crab In a bucket and reaching reachIng reach reach- Ing the edge of the rack it U fell Cell alighting on the little mans man's shoulder and grabbed his hie ear to stead steady Itself All the pas passengers engers waited walled expectantly for developments but hut all nil thc they heard wa was wag Let go Sarah a reh I tell you OU Ive I've been at atthe atthe atthe the office all the evening I Mother Mother Johnny Johnny you Oll said you'd oud been to Sunday school Johnny with mth a far away look Yes look Yes mamma Mother Mother- How llon sloes docs it bapp happen n that your our hands smell of ot fish 1 Johnny I Johnny I carried home the Sunda Sunday Sunday- school magazine an the outside page is all about Jonah and the whale The Irishman was relating to some friends in iu Glasgow how one ono night on retiring to bed bcd he fancied he saw paw a ghost and having a t. t revolver handy ho he fired at Rt it Next Neat morning ho examined the object he had hall shot an and discovered it to b bp by his shirt What j lid dill you ou do then 1 exclaimed one of tho the company Bedad d J T just thanked heaven I wasn't inside ov 0 it replied replie Pat Pat Father said the young oun man earnestly if a 1 chap bap is il out ut with a a. crowd who are standing drinks and ho he hohas hohas has bas no money mone to treat what 1 should he ho dot do dot I II Retreat n grunted the father ather U and an quick t too o. o j Did j Did you hear that J Johnson ha had l married married mar mar- ried Tied his hia typist No uNo If ow arc are they vetting getting on on Oh Oh When When he tarts starts I same 8 as ever to dictate she ta takes es him down |