Show Walter Winchell ON BROADWAY BROADWAY- A Columnists Columnist's Secy Jots Down a Few Notes Dear W. W Fran Coleman was in About the theline theline theline line of Broderick being born on the east side where a man is known by hi his punch He said that Broderick is now patrolling a beat in Queens where c cops ps are known by their paunch Not bad bad He also said that in Iii Boston there is a aspot aspot aspot spot a former speak which features an enlarged snapshot on the walls of 01 Jimmy Durante and your your- self A wag scribbled under it The two nosiest guys in the world Watch the hecklers write in that it should be noisiest in Futility Joe Julian in with a simile to wit As fu futile futile lu- lu tile as picketing a theater where Mae West Vest is playing playing play play- ing Maurice submits As A senseless senseless senseless' senseless senseless' sense sense- less less' as having a balcony seat scat at a burlesk show S With the pants pressers demanding this and that Russ King says that if they strike it shouldn't bother Heywood Broun S S S Niver W. W Beaman of Waterbury was in He fears that if Francis X Bushman remarries his wife ex-wife the headlines will have fun with such photo captions as F FX X Ex F. F X See inside pages for all the fex And Nothing Behind His Back J. J M. M Josefsberg called Said that a nudist makes the best friend friend because because you may be sure he has nothing up his sleeve The new mayor of Harlem is Bill Robinson Robinson Robinson-he he has done so much for the people of his race race its its it's no wonder S S S George Baxter has the honor it appears of be being being belag be- be ing lag the first guy in the U. U S. S to kiss Anna Sten's hand in a movie Aint that An Impudent Question Anyway Answer yes or no if you can and dare t Its It's a simple question that rarely gets an answer According to psychiatry the denial of insanity is isan isan isan an infallible sign of it Therefore Therefore Are Are Are You Crazy Talk about grand similes this one is by Wm McNutt from Munsey's of 1917 1917 The The book went It went like a song flag-song in a Cohan show at a special Fourth of July matinee given to G. G A. A R. R veterans S S S SOne One wag was in and wanted to to know that if he kissed Joan Crawford would Crawford would his lips be red S S S SI I I hear that two big chains of cigar stores are areto areto areto to be fought by their clerks who are forming a union which union which was never permitted before S S S Would you call milk from Austria Austria acid acid Dol fuss All right you wouldn't then More About True Friends Jack Raymond phoned Said his idea of a a friend is the girl who when you go broke calls you up up not up-not not down Lou Ashendorf says a atrue atrue atrue true friend is one who will wait until you are married before stealing your girl S S S Another simile simile from from Harold Seton Seton- As sincere as the pat on the cheek check the victor gives the vanquished after a bout He knows a dumb dora who says if she had one wish from Aladdin's lamp shed she'd ask for a lampshade Your Your Girl Friday |