Show SAY IT AGAIN 4 11 Uy Herb Pric Livi Living 9 Costs i t And heres here's S SIA's SIAs I As A's lice ace ce finder Carol J Jackson 1452 Sherman Sherman Sher Sher- man roan man ave with a headline which wilch I i may only indicate that the high cost o of living is really beginning to pinch h Mrs Housewife or it itay may ay foretell a hard winter for hubbies ubbie Sed the e bed Try This New ew Idea for Canning Labels Hard Luck Guy Guyt t S SIA I A has often oUen wondered about labout I 1 this and now Dale 1755 Lake litke st it is lA I wondering the same thing to tWit lt Why Shy is III it that fate tate yenta vent Itself it- it self ell lf on n our mo most t fond possessions posses- posses while nothing bad ever er happens to the things we dont don't care about You know what we we ve me mean You never ever spill ketchup on your your over- over fells only ills only on your Sunday suit Und nd you never get a run in those horrible old stockings stockings its its it's always your pour our new pair that makes Mel Patton Eatton look like a slow poke And does docs your old car ever get hurt urt Certainly not not but but get a anew anew anew new one like Mr Burningham did recently r and then wait for the parks to fly Heres Here's what hap- hap ened to his nis new one in rapid succession suc sue ess cession on c First while it was parked at athis athis athis his home a long ladder suddenly went vent ent berserk prodded by a slight breeze and crashed out of the sky ky neatly creasing the hood and fender fender of the new jalopy 1 later after the damage damage damage dam dam- age had been repaired Mr Burningham was as d driving r I v I n a g proudly down dowl the street one day when a little viper Iper in a 8 passing vehicle leaned out and him flat fiat flatin in the e eye c with a water ater gun And while white he was wonderIng wondering wonder- wonder ing what hat had happened and tr try try- Ing ring to dr dry hi his orbs the car ear cari i ahead of him stopped suddenly The result a new grill and more moreS S dent removal treatment And then just this week while the car cr again was parked a truck carrying telephone poles swerved around a 8 corner and the poles shifted right into Mr Bs B's car leaving lea a dent in the roo roof as big bigas as the Grand Canyon And Mr B. B hopes that threes three's a charm charm pis his new car rapidly is beComing becoming be be- coming ming old Squelch Dept Generally speaking S SI I A is conVinced convinced convinced con con- vinced that women are wonderful b u Why is it always a woman who elbows her way to the front of a Inc ic e with complete disregard for forthe forthe the first come first served policy I And that's why Jays Jay's story hit home to to wit Seems this woman had nudged into line behind a highly observant gentleman who turned and gave her a Monte ish ish glare and this re remark Madame If you ou arc are in that big a hurr hurry Im I'm sure the the- people Mn In front of me wouldn't mind If I you went right to the head of I the line flue t 1 |