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Show f fhl.Phillipr W GLOBAL CLASSIFIEDS PARTY would like to swop guns, swords, set of maps (nearly new), planes and series of co-prosperity Ulks (handsomely bound) for circus acrobat outfit, running shoes, skid-' skid-' chains, headache powders and copies of late Harry Houd.ni's book "How To Escape From a Submerged Sub-merged Steamer Trunk." Am contemplating con-templating complete change of ; plans. Address Tojo, Japan. j LOST, strayed or stolen: bear trap. Special design; labeled Can t j Miss"; Initials A. H. on spring. Lib-' Lib-' eral reward.-A. Schickelgruber, Munich. , for SALE. Large and hand- gome collection of chest medals, ribbons, rib-bons, iron crosses and other costume cos-tume jewelry; representative of practically every known type, in all sizes, shapes .and models. Safety clasp on each. Also several trunks I full of white military uniforms j (large size), patent leather boots, spurs, belts, etc. Owner has undergone under-gone sudden change in tastes. Will sacrifice. H. Goering, Berlin. Business opportunity. Will sell at great sacrifice stiletto; extra deep blade and heavy handle. Also voice throwing equipment, tennis racquets, funny hats, saddles, etc. Owner Is going out of business. B. Mussolini, care of German General Staff. PARTY contemplating need for early change of scenery desires Information In-formation on secure retreats far from beaten path and offering complete com-plete isolation. Prefer place in Jungle with surrounding moats and walls. Am also Interested in purchasing pur-chasing old armor. V. Quisling. WINNIE. Thanks for lovely bouquets. bou-quets. You could have knocked me over with a feather. Never knew you felt that way about me. Ever so happy to know. Franco. LOST: Will anybody having infor-nation infor-nation concerning whereabouts of combination wolfhound, African lion and dachshund with tail and large portions of hide missing, communicate communi-cate with undersigned. Animal has front quarters of a lion (never mind about the rear quarters). Answers to name of Wotan, or did. Goeb- bels, Berlin Super Race Dept. GOATS. All kinds and sizes. I get them everywhere. No delay. Chas. de Gaulle, North Africa. i NOBLE ANCESTORS! Where are you? Very puzzled and alarmed by your failure to communicate lately. late-ly. Need you more than ever. Please contact at once. Urgent. Nippon. ADOLF. Ha! Ha! Am I laughing! Could have told you so in advance. Am moving off to make room for you. Wilhelm. |