Salt Lake Telegram | 1941-03-04 | Page 11 | [Illegible] the Spring a Rewrite Man's Fancy Turns to Galoshes

I In n the e Spring a Rewrite a Mans Man's la Fancy ancy Turns urns to o Galoshes r With the hc advent n of r spring science c is confronted by its ils mystery I t Thi TM is not to belittle the achievements of science but rather to indicate the profundity 4 a the mystery For all its successes suc sue c ses science LJ is oJ balked by this perennial perennial puzzler Stated in Its mathematical ri formula the spring mystery Is Why are your galoshes al always always al- al ways ays at the office when you want to wear them ln the winter when the wear- wear ll K g of galoshes or overshoes L la Ls lamore more or less constant this perversity per per- In the nature ture of things s sI does not nol manifest manU Itself 1111 It II is fa I i purely a spring The obvious explanation that explanation that the spottiness of ot spring weather with Its Us rainy mornings and sunny afternoons makes for a way one-way traffic in overshoe wearing wear wear- ing Is Ing-Is is patently superficial and unsatisfactory It I Is u useless less to struggle against t this supernatural ral force It will rain Tuesday night and Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Wed Wed- meteorologists say but your galoshes will be other than where you want them