Show t 1 FLASHES I r Of Life to ST ST. PAUL April 4 UP Before JP-Before B Before fore Judge John W. W Finehout police recited these deficiencies in the year old au au- Spose the Junk of Roy Dealer Graves Wont Won't Take It N No o e em emer emergency m e r r. r gency brake no right headlight no front bumper no windshield windshield wiper left headlight defective rack on rear bumper and for Graves Graves no no drivers driver's license Graves promptly offered a so solution so- so hed he'd lution hed he'd send the car to the junk heap Said the judge taking up if you dont don't its it's a 25 fin fIne or 10 days in jn the workhouse Rat Can Take It CHARLOTTE N. N C. C April 4 UPA UP UPA A A distressed housewife telephoned telephoned telephoned tele tele- phoned the city health departments department's departments department's depart depart- m ments ment's nt's rat extermination division that a robust rodent at her house had eaten all the poison that division agents had left had devoured de devoured devoured de- de sandwiches of ground glassand glassand glass glassand and had chased away awaya a large cat and kicked over a a. trap SAN DIEGO Cal April 4 UP P The The mystery of the lost golf goU balls has been solved The thin thir Wont Won't the Gulls Gull's green at Nest Be the San Diego Kind of Bumpy Country club is hidden from approaching ap- ap approaching approaching ap ap- golfers Too often a a. golfer would approach the green and end not be able to find his ball Then a play player r on another r fairway fairway fairway fair fair- way saw a sea gull pick up a a. ball and fly off with it Golfers believe the bird has been feathering feathering feathering feather feather- ing its nest with them II Watches the Watchman BOSTON April 4 UP Heres Here's Heres Here's one about some men watching the man who watched the w watchman A Roxbury brewery watchman called police to investigate some mysterious sounds Inside after watching him for a while the officers officers of of- arrested a man who said he had been employed by the he brewery to watch the watchman fc LOS ANGELES April 4 UP p- p Kahn Kohn H. H Kerrs Kerr's trained raccoon liked to prowl at night That was all right but Victim Gets one nl night ht It Award for crawled i In Into n t o 0 Raccoon Bite Elvis V. V Todds Todd's house and bit him Todd sued He told Judge Judg Joseph Joseph Jo Jo- Joseph seph Marchetti For months after the animal bit me I could n not t sleep steep because of ot nightmares In which raccoons haunted me Jud Judge e Marchetti awarded Todd 11 Batter Unlocked Safe OTTUMWA A Iowa April 4 P- P UP The sign on the safe plainly said This safe is not locked But that didn't stop safe crackers from working for more than an hour before they hacked open the unlocked strong box in a lumber company's office Inside were records records but but no money |