| Show t John o Jacob Astor 1 1 Makes Dolls With W Wire i From loin oln 1 Bottle Corks Says W W. W. W i I Walter Winchell Mr Broadway and Ills His Girl i By Their sy Shall Ye Know Them 1 If he he makes little dolls and figures out figures out of the wire that r comes champagne corks h hes he's s 's John Jacob Astor III x If he never wears a coat or hat when lie goes he-goes goes night clubbing I but Insists on tipping the checkroom check check- room his cutIes-his his name is Harr Harry Harryt t Carey the movie feller I If every gown own she wears looks Ilk Ilka like a a. bathing suit she cant can't help Ithe's it It- It she's thes Dorothy Lamour l If U he be asks aki the headwaiter at La Conga to sit on his hI lap and pose for a a. photo dont don't get him wrong- wrong hes he's Balmy Manville If he re requests requests requests re- re quests columnists to refer to himas himas him as a sportsman instead of ot a gambier gambler gam gam- bier bler hes he's Nick the Greek I If his hat Is Ls pushed back like a poolroom poolroom poolroom pool pool- room sharks shark's sharks and and hes he's waiting for 0 O. Levant to get shaved shaved shaved-he's he's hes A. A G. G Vanderbilt It If he has bas one of ot his kicks lIke l leave ave a night club aroun around 2 with Instructions to go to his hotel hotel ho ho- tel and bring him a fresh shirt shirt shirt- m Y hes he's not Lucius Beebe the town due but Hollywoods Hollywood's George Raft If It the girl with him seems bored 1 the the guy must be Ben Bernie If he Is a thin little guy with redhair red redhair redhair hair and he Is most attentive to the pretty girl gIrl- with him hes he's not nota 6 a playboy giving her a fast line- line T 5 but Frank Norris one of ot Times Time's editors with editors with his wife wIfel If he be tells teUs the cafe owner to add corkage to his check because because because be be- cause he brought along his own rare beverage pink champagne champagne cham cham- t which he totes in a special t case case that's case that's that's Rudy Vallee And the rare rare stuff is one of the commonest commonest com com- monest brands purchasable brands purchasable almost al almost almost al- al most any Pla Plat place I If hes he's very short a and d serious t looking and Insists in a voice over six feet high that everybody at the bar have a drink on him him him-he's he's hes not trying to make any impression nor Is he showing off oft Hes He's simply simply simply sim sim- ply Larry Hart the writer song-writer who has scored as many hits as F Joe DiMaggio If It she haughtily refuses to pose for tor a photo in the swankier spots but joins the Conga line with th the r rest st of the peasants peasants peasants-or or sits up upon upon upon on the the- back of her seat to watch the show show show-she's she's Doris Duke If he displays ys a keen interest in every looking Latin lassie and nd expresses expresses ex ex- ex presses a desire to be introduced h he's hes not a frustrated romanticist b but t J Joe e Schenck who hires more beauties than any man in the thew w world If It she uses that black lip Up rouge which doesn't become her she Isn't Brenda Frazo but one of her countless imitators If you see his name n name me linked with witha a different chorus girl or Powers model In the papers every day day day- or at least least every every other day day it It used to be Franchot Tone Tone but but now hes he's Tony Martin If It she's trying to cut a a araw raw oyster in two two two-she's she's Connie Bennett Ben Ren ennett en- en nett If It he looks like Victor Moore playing the role of a droopy droopy drawers politician he might be Vic Vie at that that- that but but more likely Secy of War who looks more like Victor Moore than Victor does If he covers his dainty digits with canary colored canary colored mittens mittens mittens-he he isn't any Herald Trib une tine journalist Hes He's Leopold Sto Sto- kowski If hes he's wearing a new Mickey Mouse wrist watch his name is G. G Jessel Jesse and its it's a gift from his fiancee Lois Andrews who paid for it If she bends too far back when she is doing the rumba rumba her her name names name's s 's Glo- Glo ria Swanson Lissen to the r And if it you happen to run into a guy who is taking a shower with nothing on but an old Derby hat dont don't get scared scared its its it's just Producer Gil Miller Copyright 1940 94 Daily Daily Mirror I |
