Salt Lake Telegram | 1902-07-31 | Page 4 | A Moment with the Funny Man

A MOMENT WITH THE FUNNY FUNN AN ANI I can safe safely sa say that no man ever attempted to bribe me gentleman Voice in the Crowd Crowd Dont Dont be downhearted downhearted down down- hearted 01 old 1 chap your luck may Change TI Tit Tit t ts Customer to head hearl waiter walter Here sir this clumsy fellow spilled over half hal of my cup of tea down my back Head Henri Walter Waiter to waiter walter sternly sternly- Bring this gentleman a a. full Cull cup of tea Instantly Punch He reproachfully reproachfully Perhaps Perhaps you forget forget torget for tor- get what happened yesterday I was cut by hy m my dearest acquaintance theone tho the one I love best In the all the tho world In j fact- fact She coolly The The Idea Do you really shave yourself yourself Philadelphia Press Yes Count In all the park there Is no place I like so 80 o well as under this old old tree Sighing sentimentally I There are arc tender associations you see Aha Aba I comprehend mamelle You have yourself planted the tree tree tree- Punch What do you think of or the political outlook in Wa said the trav tray eler My friend answered the Kansas farmer Youre a few tew years yearn too toolate late You dont don't want sant n to talk Washington to tous tous tous us now now Yo You w want vant nt to talk Wall Vali all street streetor or the Chicago Board of or Trade Washington Star