Show Any Nation in the W World Could Whip Russia By Giving Populace Arms Famed Priest Says PITTSBURGH Nov 9 INS INS INS- Any ny nation in the world Including such uch small principalities as Finland could conquer Soviet Russia and andler her ler vaunted red armies in the opinion pinion of the Rev Father Hubard Hubbard Hubbard Hub- Hub bard ard the famous glacier priest Father Hubbard himself has what hat he regards as a quick formula for r the military conquest of Russia It is All they'd hav havi to do would be beto beto to 0 fly over Russia with airplanes dropping arms and ammunition to the ic people The people would rise up p and wipe out their oppressors The glacier priest has just completed completed com com- a mile 2000 voyage across the Bering ering sea in an a large Eskimo canoe In an interview here lere he claimed chimed for himself two world orld records as a result of this feat at He said it was the longest voyage on record and it was as also the longest ocean voyage made ade with outboard motors Traversed Turbulent Seas Father Hubbard said he trav- trav traversed seas where wherein in the past more morelan than lan big ships have been smashed mashed to bits in furious storms iThe The he coast guard he laughingly remarked remarked re- re marked was betting some nine to tone toone toone one ne that he wouldn't complete his trip rip The Bering sea voyage by was undertaken he said in n connection with his researches to o prove the Asiatic origin of the Eskimos Father Hubbard described King Kingland island land where he spent the past year as the perfect community It has a population of persons and in the past 50 years has experienced experienced not a single murder divorce I I X Y t a aTHE I THE REV KEV FATHER HUBBARD Priest riest gives Russian opinions serious crime a case of venereal disease or vermin To add to th the natural perfection of the island its women never gossip according to the priest The physician dentist and mid mid- I wife on the island is the chief chief- He has delivered some 1200 babies and despite the rudimentary rudi ruth rudimentary equipment has not lost a single singie infant Father Hubbard said Tragically enough three out of four children on King island die of tuberculosis tuberculosis tuberculosis tu tu- tu- tu before the they reach their first birthday the priest said adding adding adding add add- ing he has started a clinic to study this problem Pole role Hops Discounted Father Hubbard expressed the belief transpolar flying is impracticable impracticable impracticable as yet The unpredictable fury and range of the storms make it so he added He helped investigate investigate investigate gate the mysteries of the Russian transpolar plane piloted by Leve- Leve y The American coast guard Father Father Father Fa Fa- Fa- Fa ther Hubbard said has been prevented prevented prevented pre pre- vented for the past two years from landing in Siberia although official permission has been granted in Washington and Moscow He Ho deprecated deprecated dep dep- the pride of the Soviets in inthe inthe the model village located at East Cape a a. favorite show place for tourists Sixty miles back the people are languishing in slavery i in the salt mines Father Hubbard charged When tourist boats come they are herded down to the model village The rest of the time it is deserted In Russia itself people are living in dread and horror each afraid the other is a spy To Protest Soviet So Act Father Hubbard said he plans to lodge in Washington a protest against soviet treatment of Father Thomas Cunningham an n American citizen who he charged was held at pistol point for two hours and insulted when he was driven ashore on a soviet island during a storm while canoeing Father Fether Hubbard on his current travels had the unique experience of saying mass in Siberia and Alaska on the same day This was made possible because of the change in the international date line The glacier priests priest's greatest scorn is for parlor pinks Of them he says I little universities I Our pretty sewing circles and forums are treating treating treating treat treat- ing communism as a nebulous the the- ory It is a fact What we should do is give all those reds and parlor pinks two weeks in Russia with leave to go where they liked and see ste the results of communism They'd come rushing back to America Amer Amer- ice ica to preach against communism from the housetops |