Salt Lake Telegram | 1939-08-21 | Page 15 | Mussolini Pads Shoe Soles, Heels to Appear Tall; Should be Called II Duse, Declares Walter Winchell

Mussolini Pads Shoe Soles Heels to Appear Tall Tal Sll Should uld Be Called II Duse Declares Walter Winchell THINGS I NEVER KNEW NEW AND STILL DONT DON'T KNOW liNOW Whether you know that the telephone telephone telephone tele tele- I phone company provides a metal instrument called a dialing tool for people with tender fingertips That Mussolini's shoes have padded soles and high heels to tomake tomake tomake make him look bigger They call him II 11 Duse Why all the dopes are saying that busness bUSiness business busi bus ness will be bad next year because because because be be- I cause its it's always bad in an election election election elec elec- tion year On the contrary busness business business busi bus ness is usually good in an election year Whether you know that odors are now being photographed We mean flower fragrances etc not not certain movies weve we've seen That according to a wag a girl may love you from the bottom of her heart heart but but theres there's always room on top for some some other guy That we dont don't know where we heard it but it belongs here You never saw a statue of a critic did you That according to Dr William William Wil Wil- liam McGonigle bad teeth in in children may be caused by parents parents par par- costs nagging them at mealtime mealtime mealtime meal meal- time Whether it isn't ironic that Hollywoods Hollywood's highest highest highest high high- est paid actors are 20 babies age 6 to 14 days who appeared appeared ap ap- ap in A reA Child Is Born They received 75 75 for working working working work work- ing a total of 73 seconds How come that when the Chiquitos a tribe in BoZ Bolivia via grow old their hair turns red instead of white Whether this isn't another reason reason reason rea rea- son for singing God Bless AmerIca America Amer Amer Amer- ica Eighty per cent of Tok Tokyo's os o's salaried men receive less than 27 27 a month That you can keep from becoming dry and stale by putting a thin slice of raw potato in the bottom of the package package pack pack- age Why the Chinese scratches his feet instead of his head when he wants to think Whether y you know that you get wrinkles not from worrying but from laughing What they teach at the New NewYork NewYork NewYork York school for deaconesses That That- it costs the telephone company company com corn pany about every time they send your nickel back in the m mail ll Before a il t refund can be made the complaint has to pass through the hands of 15 salaried hirelings That according to H. H Coates Europe Europe Europe Eu Eu- rope is divided into nations who step goose-step and nd nations who side side- step t Why the policemen of Detroit are permitted to chew tobacco while on duty duty but but not gum Whether you know that automobile automobile automo automo- bile racers use powder puffs In Indianapolis Speedway Pat OBrien O'Brien wears them on the back backof of his hands to wipe off the perspiration perspiration pers pers- while driving That the Spanish conquerors of the West Indies used gold dust as salt for their meats Whether Martha Mitchell of New York hasn't the oddest business in the world She runs a successful business breaking in shoes for other women Whether you wont won't agree with Hal Frank who says that Russia Japan Italy and Germany have progressed from front page news to front page nuisances nuisances nui nul- Copyright 1939 Daily Mirror