Show Round Merry-Go-Round By y DREW PEARSON nd ud ROBERT ALLEN Trade Trad Mark Katie WASHINGTON The WASHINGTON The The dean of the newly newly- formed Republican brain trust Thomas Nixon Carver professor of political economy emeritus emeritus emeritus emeri emeri- of Harvard has evolved a n program to be substituted for the new deal The plan is still a carefully guarded secret from the general public But big shot business businessmen businessmen businessmen men and carefully selected groups of properly properly proper proper- ly sponsored persons who can be trusted to use it appropriately have been given a peak at t it They say it is strong stuff Here are the major parts parts' in the program 1 Easing Ensing or elimination of government regulation regulation reg reg- and restraint on business 2 Reduction of the supply of labor by sterilization sterilization sterilization of the palpably unfit widespread use of birth control exclusion of all immigration checks on marriage Marriage would be barred until the parties could afford to buy and operate operate op op- erate crate an automobile 3 Organization of the substantial people of America in a national party to stamp out radicalism 4 C Curtailment of of unemployment relief by forcing idle off rolls by severe regulations lieU Hell Hitler The following are arc some of the more pore s significant I cant passages in th the Carver Caryer document ept Possibly Mussolini and Hitler are arc more farseeing farseeing farseeing far- far seeing than th the Test rest of ofus us u This report is written not to convert radicals radicals radicals rad rad- but to convince conservatives that they must do something Until the leaders of thought and action present a plan the discontented masses cannot be appealed to successfully Every working man who helps to bring business business' into contempt is only biting off his own nose to spite his face So long as people who lack intelligence continue to spawn spawn others who lack intelligence we s 's shall all have more of such people than we can possibly employ at good wages Strong races have in the past solved the problem of m maintaining a favorable man-land man ratio by taking more land when they needed it In this respect they were on the intellectual if not on the moral side far ahead of any of our present day economic planners outside of Italy Germany and Japan There will never be any decrease in the number on relief until they begin to be forced off by severe by severe regulations The Note Note The plan was drafted by Professor Carver in collaboration with a number of California California California Cal Cal- bankers utility leaders and commercial executives The confidential brochure in which the program is outlined has Carvers Carver's name on the he cover but on an in inside ide page are arc also printed print print- ed the names of three sponsors Harold L. L Doolittle chief consulting engineer of the California Edison company Franklin L. L Pratt an insurance nce company official and Ernest Carroll Carroll Carroll Car Car- roll Moore vice president of the University of California at Los Angeles UCLA Slovak Czecho-Slovak Congressman The antics antics' of Marion A. A have got beyond the bounds of a joke both for the congressman congressman con con- gressman from Seattle himself and for his friends in the house of pf representatives It was just a good laugh at first The New Years Year's eve prank of ringing all the phones at atan atan atan an apartment switchboard in the early hours of the morning might have been forgiven and forgotten Even the clashes with Tom Blan- Blan Blanton ton tori of Texas might have been set down as merely a personal feud But matters got serious when was arrested a second time tune on charges of speeding and airily scorned the summons toI to I appear in iii court Blanton made things worse by referring to on the floor of the house as doped The language w was objected to and Blant Blanton n consented to strike out the offensive word and substitute five dashes one for each letter of the word retorted by describing Blanton as as' as asa a lIa son of a Texan then moving t to strike strikeout strikeout strikeout out the word Texan and substitute five dashes to make the record read Blanton is a ason ason son of a Sensational stories in the press and pictures of a congressman behind prison bars made friends urge him to keep his m mouth uth shut and stay away from the floor of the house So now he sits sib in his office complaining that he has been betrayed down on me he wails Just the other day John rJohn OConnor O'Connor and Fred Sisson both oth New York Democrats came in here and tried trIed to tell me I should go to Walter Reed hospital I told them Id I'd go go to a navy physician but not to a a. psychiatrist What chance would would a congressman have if it got out that he had to go to a psychiatrist 0 Bureau of public roads is campaigning for nationwide uniformity in traffic signs and signals signals sig sig- sig- sig nals to avoid motorists' motorists confusion and accidents acci acci- dents S co 1936 b by D t t t r. r tt Inc |