| Show Brainy Quarter Uses Fake Protest to Get Touchdown By ANDY CLARKE Associated Press Sports Writer NEW YORK Dec 26 It 26 It was back ack in the rumbling days of 1914 that Sam Gross Iowa quarterback pulled this one against Northwestern Gross who had been beefing about alleged violations of oC the opposition opposition opposition op op- op- op position made a false protest in inthe inthe inthe the last quarter when officials refused to listen he Indignantly took the ball from the center and paced off a penalty himself Amid jeers he walked by the opposing opposing opposing op op- op- op posing then ran like liko a for a touchdown it was allowed Babe Ruth is flirting with par in i his Long Island golf He averaged averaged averaged aver aver- aged three over regulation figures for his last six rounds Five nationalities are arc represented represent- represent ed in Marquette's starting basketball basketball basketball basket basket- ball lineup Is French Norwegian Ehrig German German German Ger Ger- man Bohemian Hungarian Now No we have an Italian all-Italian team picked by Silvio Danella of Philly Shapes up like a powerful outfit too too Harvard conquered her old rivals Yale Princeton and Dartmouth this week in chess chesL Ever hear of the on green Its It's called kicking golf golC in Chicago where it was Invented in invented invented In- In vented You can kick a large soft rubber ball around a bowl 14 course Combination of go got and soccer Causten Browne of Seattle is one of the tho best marksmen in the country with a slingshot slingshot slingshot sling sling- shot Says he can knock an English sparrow to doomsday at feet Used to know a kid who could hit a patch on your pants at twice that European figure skaters practice six hours a day Rarely go to school Are tutored at home or cram during the summer Reports that Mike Jacobs the promoter will return to Havana for a winter vacation are entirely unfounded Mike and Bill BUl Farnsworth who was with him on his recent v visit sit to the Cuban capital are at r- r odds as to whose whoso knees shook the most when they viewed the welcoming welcoming welcoming wel wel- coming committee Andrew wants to play Jim Caras the new pool champ for OO on the side Red Dutton manager manager manager man man- ager the New York Americans says a hockey player doesn't reach his peak until he Is 27 or 28 How about some of these ageless competitors Red Such as old Ivan the Terrible Johnson |