Salt Lake Telegram | 1935-11-20 | Page 6 | Letters Won't Fit in Fire Alarms, Man Discovers

J F Letters Wont Won t FitIn Fit FitIn FitIn In Fire Alarms Man Discovers Grateful that only 5 cen cents postage postage postage post post- age would carry a ft letter to his native a gentleman stepped up to post an epistle at Second South and First West streets After a n. few min minutes tes of Ineffectual fooling around he was surprised sur sur- priced to have two companies of ot fire ire apparatus rumble around the corner and a a. brace of gallant fire ire addles laddies das dash up and dema demand d Wheres the fire 1 In broken English the gentleman gentle genUe- man explained he had no fire tire He was just writing home He was Indeed sorry He was abashed So impressed was Captain L. L B. B Egan by the gentleman's dejection dejection tio tion that he took the fellow gently gently gent gent- ly 13 by the arm led him a few steps aWa away and showed him how to Insert in insert In- In sert th the letter In a it mail box Mall Mail boxes ar are green fire alarm boxes are red explained the kindly c captain as th the trucks rumbled back to the fire lire station after the junket which cost 25 25 the price of ot a fire alarm