Show Walter alter Winchell WincheR I BROADWAY R O ADWAY GOSSIP P Faces Faces' About Town Rube Goldberg Goldberg Goldberg Gold- Gold berg who got rich cartooning ri ridiculous ridiculous ridiculous ri- ri and phoney inventions for the newspaper funny sections sec see recently recently lost a n fortune in investing investing in- in vesting in m a pals pal's alleged invention invention tion Goldberg is isa isa isa a funny comedian Major Bowes will agent him for the networks Walter V alter Pidgeon of Theres Wisdom In Women the towns town's newest matinee idol Hollywood turned him down a few years ago Every major studio wants him now Sammy Byrd of Tobacco Tobacco Tobacco To bacco Road in front of The Tavern Tavern em ern oa oi West Vest carrying a book titled Acting First Acting First Six Lessons by Richard Boleslavsky Deputy Police Commissioner Fowler prowling the town at 4 a. a m rn in his car car chasing chasing the radio calls Jess Willard ex- ex champion lost in the Stork Club shuffle shuff 10 Margo tho the sexy-Mexy sexy being met at the Winterset stage door by X Cugat her guardian Damon Runyon autographing a copy of his latest book of hi hilarious hi- hi Broadway fables Money From Home for a Southern stranger at and Main street In Runyon's Broadway Comple Com Corn plex story by the way he convulsed convulsed con con- me the other a. a m. m with his to new-to-me form of ot cism Describing a phoney he says Hes strictly a lotta Broadway Dictionary Rendezvous Rendezvous Rendezvous A night club with a steady stream of two cash customers a dozen chiselers and fifteen partners partners partners part part- ners Prodigy A kid who cant can't act normal on the stage Gangster Gangster Gangster Gang Gang- ster A guy who insists on getting his rights which rIghts which the Plunder- Plunder world spells spells rites rites Burle Burlesque Burlesque Bur Bur- le lesque que What persons ought to be writing shows for instead of about Modesty What you have when you have nothing to boast about Rivals Auto Show Something that gives the pedestrians a chance to toBee see Sec an auto without auto without jumping Street Scenes One a. a m. m at near Avenue A hefty colored gal warring with her man and tearing his clothes from him before befort a huge and amused crowd Columbus Circle on Thursday 1015 A communist de denouncing denouncing do- do the United States on a soap box under box under tho the protection of two American flags lags Wednesday Wednes day afternoon on Madison near An unemployed artist i finIshing finishing fin fin- n- n shing a sketch on the sidewalk a two-hour two job only job only to have It washed away by the heavy rain five minutes later Clark Gable thanking a cop Shield No near Madison Avenue for Avenue for guiding him safely t tb a car from Irom the Immense crowd of ot fans Sunday at 11 a. a m. m in front of the church at and Chauffeurs Chauffeurs feurs waiting outside the House of God while their rich bosses Get Religion Religion drIvers drivers it appears dont don't rate it it The aged Italian bootblack at and 3rd who places part of ot a newspaper on the tho canvas seat to keep his patrons' patrons clothes from being soiled The Italian however always seats them on a likeness of ot Selassie Main St. St Melodrama Her name was more famous than Sally Rands Rand's And Sally never enticed the publicity she got when she introduced a naughty dance Besides her last jewels one diamon dia- dia mon mona mond brooch she proudly shows you ou her thick scrapbooks She brought them to a manager to Impress Impress impress im Im- Im- Im press him with him with a view to backing her in a comeback She wound up selling him the tho 1000 1000 gem for 50 New ew Teddy Wilsons Wilson's recording of a new hot plate 24 Hours a Day Day a a swingy Lillian Emersons Emerson's time big-time pretending with Clark Gable on the networks Max Ms Gordons Gordon's production Pride and Prejudice at the Music Box M. M Berle or orthe orthe orthe the real author for this excellent observation Blessed are the meek for they shall inherit the earth less earth less 36 per cent for in inheritance inheritance inheritance in- in taxes Copyright 1935 Daily Dany Mirror Inc Ine |