Show W Walter a I ter Wine Winchell h e BROADWAY AD WAY GOS GOSSIP SI P Fa Faces Face About Town Olga Bac- Bac lanova the exotic actress boardIng boarding board board- ing lag a Broadway trolley at uth and the Big Bend and nd as her skirts lifted she revealed a lovely set of at shafts Mrs Max Baer who has a nice face tace west weston on Uh Tuesday eve about 7 7 Everett Marshall one of ot the easier to listen to arm in arm with Patricia Bowman Bowman Bowman Bow Bow- man the danseuse who is is' also his sugar pie Eleanor Powell whose talent Is finally appreciated appreciated appreciated by the movies south at the and corner with her mater Those of ot us who saw her in Melody keep wondering why throughout her career she career she covered her oh-my- oh with pantaloons Richard Bennett hatless and coatless leading a a. dachshund on 3rd avenue between and plus a stunning young thing hing Mr Bennett also wore dark specs specs- the sun no doubt Remarkable Remarkable Remarkable Remark Remark- able resemblance to to the Huey late Long The candy store owner on street at avenue B Mayor LaGuardia looking on Interestedly in interestedly interestedly in- in from his car while cops settle a dispute at Broadway Dictionary Eulogy The opposite of what you say about people when they're alive Song writer A freelance rewrite man Communist An actor who doesn't take a salary salary sal sat ary cut cut Joke Giving a guy the hotfoot Amateur A woman who belongs to a nudist cult cult A guy who remembers all aU the things he did for you ou Comedian A gu guy who laughs up his sleeve at at- atthe the dopes who laugh at his jokes Phoney A guy who cant can't do all you thought he could do for or you Hollywood Where females with accents are exotic and males with accents are p producers Last Lsd Laugh Several seasons ago a young girl being broken inin in inin Un in a song and fiance dance act at the Palace theater was caught at the opening matinee by the Variety critic The review ran rau ransome something something some some- thing like this This young lad lady does a grand soft sort shoe routine and her her- piano playing left nothing to be desired But she certainly shouldn't try to sing ing The young lady whose name is Francia White re recently recently recently re- re replaced Gladys on a radio program after being heard as the voice double for lor Jenny Lind Francia to tomake tomake tomake make the laugh lustier S soon joins the Metropolitan opera cast Street Scenes Prince lios liosi whose princess was rep reported Reno bound watching her enter the Stork club with her new steady and appearing heartsick over it all aU The dignified elderly la lady at y dashing Aqueduct dashing her binoculars to the ground when ter er horse was nosed out th and The picket whose sign reads Were Vere Fighting Starvation Wages Wages feeding feeding the pigeons in the gutter Columbus Columbus Co Co- lumbus circle at 33 a. a m m. m The drunk dripping with blood and wanting to take on 4 Tuesday at it 6 p p. p m m. at COth and Broadway A A lad lad of at about 12 absorbed absorbed absorbed ab ab- ab- ab in his home work his books s scattered on the pavement near near him his him his hoc shoe shine box n neg g- g 4 One A. 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The tall tall brunette leaving Mon Paris Paris' In a white c cg gown and tattoo marks on her arm and Oth at sunup this mornIng morning morn morn- ing lug Two picking up an antique picture frame and gleefully gleefully glee glee- fully inserting a worn likeness of at Will Vm Rogers Mr Air Broadway He Hc brags about the dough he squanders on cabs bs but misses eleven subway trains trying to get back his penny from the gum machine Hes He's the kind of at guy who will take your last but will wm buy you a whole pack pack pack-If if you give him 15 cents cents The only time he Is Ison cm on the level level level-Is is when hes he's asleep He's Hes the br brass 8 section in inI I the Broa Broadway way symphony His flis conscience isn't his bis guide lea Its his accomplice He Ha tells you hes he's be been n in pictures the pictures the kind curbstone salesmen admon- admon ish you to put in your pocket be before before be- be fore the cops come corne When a black cat crosses his path the poor cat gets all the bad luck Things I Never Knew Till ow Now and Stilt Still Dont Don't Why a rotten play with bum burn actors produced by a crooked promoter is called a legitimate production Vh Why any ham who gets his name in the papers twice is called a celebrity Why any larcenous larcen larcen- ous person with his thumbprints thumbprints thumbprints thumb- thumb prints on joke books is called a awit awit awit wit Why a halfwit who stands up on a night club floor loor and is powerless against hecklers is called a master of at ceremonies Why a dummy who stands in front of at a bunch hunch of at musicians who never look at him is called a leader Vb Why Thy a show from which only 5 per cent of at tl the e profits profits prof prot- its goes to some worthy cause and the rest to phoney phone promoters ers era is called a charity show Y Why a dull duli tune people peo pea pie pIa play and an less peopled buy y is called a popular song And why it took as long longas as months for tor any of the echo echoes s to start imitating imitating imi imi- hiti- hiti tating Heartbeat 7 Th The Baer Fact Max Baer kidded the columns column's report that thata a Hungarian girl was plotting a lawsuit against him and would tie tic up his fight light purse The girls girl's stage name is Shirley La Belle 23 ex-chorus ex girl The allegations allegations allega allega- allegations are assault and battery plus The case is listed for the October term in the N. N Y county supreme court Her new attorney at attorney attorney torney is Samuel J. J Siegel of at FIlth avenue New York An Anold Anold Anold old case revived Memos of at a n l What a cheap group grou of ot bandits they were the tho other middle of the night They burgled Reeves Reeve's store in the Columbus avenue sector fled led in a hailed hallea cab which was later apprehended They stole 60 paid the cabbie 50 cents forthe forthe for forthe the short ride and gave him a dime tip tip Night of ot January 16 kept them interested at the premiere The he Doris Nolan Un in the lead Is a fi find says the Shubert attaches Funny cartoon by Gardner Rea Rca on page 26 28 of t New Masses Louis Primas hot licks Heks on the trumpet rates him the tag of at Louis Prima- Prima tive Gov Hoffmans Hoffman's daughter daugh daugh- ter and Lc Leon n Janne Janney the juvenile player were in a motor crash Sunday No columnist is as as Jack Benny is made t to td appear i in Melody He got 65 Gs to play the part and hes he's more amusing than that off the stage screen or air ait Garbo Is the triumph of ot a press agents agent's dream Something dream Something front from Nothing Joe Louis was was' hit so freely by his sparring partners partners' Saturday that the spectators jeered Theres There's one thing thing- about They cant can't destroy the evi evi- dence Four A. 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M Novelette No It actually actually actually ac ac- ac- ac happened a week ago tonight to tonight tonight to- to night in a midtown hotel She was a pretty prett blonde about 19 She stood before belore the assistant assist assist- an ant managers desk In In Inthe the lobby in inthe inthe inthe the wee lee hours and tearfully pleaded with the frozen faced clunk to open her door She was attired in an evening frock silver slIver slippers and a velvet wrap She said she didn't blame blamo the hotel for tor locking her out out out- but wouldn't they please allow her herto herto herto to go upstairs and change into her street clothes The assistant assistant assistant assist assist- ant manager shook his alleged head slowly but firmly and said It was against the rules Shed She'd have to put the rent arrears on the line She turned and walked slowly from the place into the street A pair of ol lobby Jobby locals who eavesdropped the sc scene ne followed her out out Thc They caught up with her at the corner After Arter several minutes of talking she she shrugged her should should- ld- ld ders der In the what the manner and got into a cab with them Copyright 1935 Daily Mirror Inc |