Show Hoop Officials Remind One Olle Of Cop With New Whistle By Br HENRY McLEMORE United Press Sports Writer NEW YORK Jan 12 12 Dressed for the part parl in my cauliflower cars round heels patent leather r shoes and polo coat and jauntily swinging my malacca chisel I strolled boxing's boulevards from the Circle to the Square Saturday and gathered an earful of utterly useless information Why tell us about bout i it then I can can hear my Battle Creek friend asking To be perfectly honest theres there's nothIng nothing noth I ing much else to write about In these long wintry days cbs a fellow is j glad to get any sort wrt of information 4 even though Its highly useless 1 You wouldn't have me mc write THe about j basketball would you I saw m my first firstI I game in five years ears the other night I and it might have been all right if U those two traffic cops out on the floor I with their whistles had been kept a at headquarters and the boys allowed to togo tor tor r go 10 about their business I And certainly you OU want a rest from tennis One more word about the boys in the ice cream pants and terrific ter rifle forehands and Ill I'll well Ill well Ill I'll bust 1 a a. catgut Theres There's nothing happening I j in golf olf True the rules committee I revised a rule the other day but they clothed it in such section 2 paragraph para graph sr ph 1 I clause clauc B language that all 1 I 1 could make out of it was that if you OU found a rabbit sitting on your ball in inthe inthe inthe the fairway you ou could remove him provided you didn't use a sand and wedge v I There might be something happenIng happen happen- t I Ing in polo but I back bay acI accent ac ac- ac I 1 cent during a spell of the flu a few I w weeks eks ago and haven't been able to get near A n polo player since And U Ugo I go o into the polo association office offices speaking the pure Castillian Sanskrit I II Ido Ido I do Ls is to be told that no one there is I Interested in buying any home made fudge or shoe laces Of course there's theres always swimming but the only thing thin that ever happens happen In swimming Is the creation of new newl world records and nd that's no good fo for forI I bd before re your stuff rots gets printed the boys boy and girls girts have hav already broken some more B Baseball is is' ho no go jo because the Babe Bab is bout out of if town toun In fact it looks lik lika like a tough winter for lor the b baseball writ I cr en c. what whal with no fountain pen skirmish skir skir- 1 mish between Babe be and Colonel Jake i t t. S. S t f. f Bill Jill Terry might b be good for a few lines now that he his given the press pres pressa presa a luncheon and extended the good gooc hand land of fellowship The fact that tha Bills Bill's luncheon the first he ever tendered ten dered the boys in 15 years of baseball base base- ball all came when he was on the spot lets ets him out as far as Im I'm concerned I dont don't like my pork chops fried In ir soap especially soft sort soap I I cant can't ver very well talk about foot foot- ball That brings up Harlow Harvard Haryard Har Har- vard yard and those college boy editors of the Crimson who dont don't know where western M Maryland land is Maybe Maybethe the little boys will find out when and if If it they grow up |