Salt Lake Telegram | 1933-12-15 | Page 21 | Odd News Flashes

Odd News NewsFlashes NewsFlashes NewsFlashes Flashes Flashes- Outrage Pa Dec Dee 15 JP IP-De- tamed by county officers Elmer Clink of Bobtown said Eald three men accosted accosted accosted ac ac- ac- ac him between Newtown and Poland and while one of the men poked a pistol in hi his hb ribs the other two wo handed him n a pint of liquor and compelled him to drink it IL Meet Chow Wee Wing CHICAGO Dec 15 Chow 1 F Chow Wee Wing Ving 5 en route rout alone from China Chinato to New York where his parents have havea a restaurant welcomed strangers who met him at a railroad depot by pull pun Ing ng their coat coot tails and grabbing their legs He speaks no English The Christmas Spirit CHICAGO Dec 15 W MarUn Martin QuIrk reputed south side beer hoodlum hood hood- lum um in felony court Curt charged with vagrancy pleaded that he wished d to togo togo togo go to Florida and nd never come come backI back I can be Santa Claus Glaus said Judge Judie Jay A. A Schiller Ill se set this case cose for December De-cember 21 and If someone representing representing Clink can come here and show hes he's gone gone never never to return return Ill IT dismiss the charge Im on my way sl said d Quirk Miami was named as u his destina destina- Uon lion Brains Like Pants SEATTLE Dec 15 W ff University T of Washington students cramming for or the Christmas examinations might as well quit says Psychology Professor sor William Willlam R. R Wilson adding Stuffed Stuff ed brains wo wont won't t stay stuffed and last las minute efforts are often wasted ef effort fort Tort Facts easily learned are apt to tobe tobe tobe be retained a long time just as a p pal pair r of pants that takes a press easily usually retains it longest Considerate Thief PORTLAND Ore Dec Dee 15 UP- UP P The thief who stole George Allens Allen's automobile was at least considerate Allen reported d to police poUce The prowler broke the locks of off the Allen garage took the car on a mile trip then returned it undamaged to th the thc garage His Own Police CHICAGO Dec Dee 15 ff The P The Rev 3 J. J J J. J McCabe of ot St St. Rita Ritas Rita's s church does his own police pollee work After a tussle he hauled Joseph Josep Conroy from beneath a pew am and turned him over to police Conroy who allegedly had taken a dime from the poor box in th the church was fined and costs b ba by bya a Judge Tough on the Birds ROCK ISLAND Iii m. Dec 15 ff JP- JP Theres There's a a lot of ot shooting going on In Rock Island but only the sparrow h have vc suffered so far tar There were so many of the birds bin about the ped pedestrians and motorists complained to the police pollee Armed with shotguns the police polk killed in a da day