Salt Lake Telegram | 1933-10-05 | Page 4 | Walter Winchell on Broadway

WALTER WINCHELL ON BROADWAY Cop Copyright 1933 Daily Dally Mirror Inc THINGS I NEVER NOODLE NOW 9 But which yon yoa didn't either That a photoelectric cell records record the life number of people who enter the NewYork New NewYork NewYork York pubs public c library Married men menan can an thank me That In China you can divorce her herit it if he she talks talk too much r That t among certain cerbin native trl tribes s sin in n Java the Java the bride doesn't attend her own wedding ceremony That Mae West's Westa fan mall Is usual usual- ly y a lot of shady letters That Babe abe Ruth has hu a trust fund I Ifor which assures ures him of 1000 1000 a month for tor or site life But you should see ee him when he drops drop 3 at bridge a That only one out of oI every Americans goes to college That Al Capones Capone's autograph entices more coin than That it is 11 estimated that one out of I every very persons in this thu nation is mentally defective detective The other read ead this I suppose That a prominent banker says he would enjoy running a newspaper column col cah sumo lumn for tor just lust one day What I could do o with a bank In Jn that time M i That nine out o of every ten novels novel arc re failures to for the authors The publisher usually makes something no o matter how little stills M That according to a racing authority author author- sty ity y there are 52 ways of losing money on a horse honestly hone U I know 53 That although more than 1000 1600 songs are published annually barely ever ver make a profit Stormy er made That although the best dictionaries spell It with one I 1 the smartest magazine in town s spells It with two of em 9 That the Belmont Bar claims to bethe be bethe bethe the largest in to the world The one at Tijuana Is feet teet in n twice length l length twice its sizes size That In LI the old days you had to be bea a magician to make money dL disappear Nowadays anybody can cnn do it That a mother is the grandest person person per per- son In the world according to one ne wag who adds until she becomes a mother mother in In law That Joseph Schenck now the head of Twentieth Century Productions Production in th Hollywood is said to have dropped nine millions on horses o That Kreisler the genius was once a surgeon A t That the reason two-dollar two bills are supposed to be unlucky is that you can use we them to pay for anything except duties on Imports 4 That Indians are supposed to find white men men obnoxious to their noses which is why city li life is a torture to them ern i Th ThaE That Jack Dempsey once spurned I for tor hs his indorsement of ciga- ciga refs because he feared his rep would be al affected ted with the kids he said 9 That the Committee of Four Fourteen n which secretly in Investigates instigates shady doings do ings logs in th New York hires Wres college students students stu dents to snoop lit That the term long legend is that the Variety staff cant can't spell etc Most of them are toile college g a t graduates A. A That society women of ot here now patronize the Broadway photographers photographers to pose peeled led A A. story on 1 it t will break soon In n New York o o That reed Instrument players usually usually usual usual- ly wind up balmy A That the l first st convert couvert charge In New NewYork York was only a and dime and the richest patrons were the first to complain com plain t s That there Js Is s a Roody valley in the Catskills That the window dresser for lor one of the more famous department stores sets gets as az much salary as President Roosevelt o That the owner of ot thousands of ot those weighing penny machines made nine million smackers on them l last t year w That it took a press agent nt to get Edison's likeness on 2 2 cent 2 cent ent stamps once He is is Edward Bernays of New York That Texas Guinan succeeded during during dur dur- ing ng the prohibition era now fading fading- because she built a better souse trap than her neighbors