Salt Lake Telegram | 1933-10-21 | Page 4 | Hist, Hist, She's a Spy!

HIST lIST HIST luST SHE'S A SPY I IT WILL TWILL be a good thing if we Americans keep oUr our raiment o on particularly on-particularly our shirts The way things are the people of some nations are getting as jumpy as all all' lf get out If we lent a credulous ea ear to some prevalent tales we might be se seeing ing Japanese spies lurking lurking lurk lurk- ing behind trees Cubans masquerading as aa w white ite wings and peeking pecking through our windows I at night Russians Russia Nazis and whatnots trying to sf al all our maps and war plans right from under our noses As a matter of fact we might better be scared by Halloween goblins carved from pumpkins Consider poor S Sophie phie She was arrested ar ax- rested restel v Wednesday with her cr lover from irom the garrison St. St A Avoid voId near the German frontier frontier frontier fron fron- tier and taken to Paris to be locked up as a aGerman aGerman German Geian spy Described as a blond siren she has lias caused as much excitement as did Mati Mat Hari Han To hear the French Trench tell it she is only one one of a 20 horde of secret agents in the fhe country on espionage missions It is all aU symptomatic of the jittery condition condition condition condi condi- tion in which European stat states s are toda today The whole continent is a cauldron in which the makings of a war first are arc stewing ste Lets Let's remember that we have been invited to join in with them and take part in their merry brawls Lets Let's also remember that the best thing there is between Europe and the United States is the Atlantic ocean It ought to help hell us us mind our own business