Show Walter Winchell BROADWAY GOSSIP I I II Things Brings I 1 I Never Knew Til Now 1 But Jut calls it the most Las fas- as dna tini trivia You have t to tell it to a Judge In Panama anama if IC you ar are caught caugh kissing your our wife wie in public there It is 3 legal to hit your our wife wile in the eye ye but hardly healthy Admiral Byrd to took k two ice boxes with ith him to the South Pole to 10 keep the ic food warm The cold there would have lave frozen it stiff Joseph Conrad Conrd wrote for 19 years without profit One year ear he received 25 5 5 on 14 U published volumes S SA A woman has has' just completed a novel ovel at t the age of ot 80 What a swell example to set for other novelists Bananas Banan grow up not down as most ost artists paint aint emI emIn emIn em I In Boston Boton fire e engines g es answering an n alarm must observe the traffic lights and 1 if they are they red red they must roust stop op Boston probably is the home borne of Americas America's oldest nudist colon colony and it II It owned and operated by bythe bythe bythe the city fathers lathers It U is la called L I Street Bath and for 10 cents you may mar swim or s sun bathe peeled Mr Pullman of the sleeping car business got the idea for sleeping cars ars from the double deck bunks of Colorado 10 log cabins A g glass u. u of even certified milk may contain at least leat four million bacteria All of f which is necessary for y your ur health S The first lesson lwon in teaching be be- zinn to swim is to have them stand standon on n the bottom hold their breath put their leir face in the water open their eyes and look at their fingers lingers To Tonsure insure confidence There is enough w water In In the Ashok n reservoir to inundate the whole of N. N Y C. C to a a. depth of 3 30 f feet et ct flub club lub Napoleon feared newspapers more morelan than lan armies Who doesn't Most of the domestic cheese comes from rom western Wyoming tn And sonic some people thought most of it tame came from Broadway shows Music publishing is a greater risk than han producing plays plas Among tho those c who flopped lopped at it are George M M. Cohan Weber Fields Field Hurtig Seamon Carl Laemmle and Gus Edwards Ed wards i In Guatemala you arent aren't al allowed allowed al al- lowed to drink between between midnight Sunday until noon noon Monday The drinker II is lined fined not the Joint keeper This Is to make the clunks co go 0 to work Monday mornIn morning morn morn- In ing Th The boat at Coney Island that shoots hoots the fireworks every Tuesday night must pot post a bond of 2000 with I the he fire dept That there is no such thing as counterfeit money you dope Because Be Be- cause ause you silly willy i it isn't money at atall all That nobody really knows the origin of the 5 mark oh there are arc dozens of theories but dont don't send them hem in please and nobody knows the he exa exact t definition of money there Isn't one one and nobody knows why a nickel is larger than a dime If it is because a a nickel is worth half of a alime dIme lime then why isn't a quarter larger than han a half dollar Broadway almost pays for It It It- self Every telephone light licht and telegraph pole In the city nets the treal treasury r as the Initial payment payment pay pay- ment and 1 a I year after that And New York Is broke 11 If you ou are a poor man manas as who isn't the the dept of water supply gas gas' and electric will give you a a plot of land to jo grow vegetables and wont won't charge you a cent But if you own a a. home and ind you are arc surrounded by D. 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E pr property and you want to o get et out to the highway to go to work youve you've i got t to pay for tor trespassing Most of Americas America's cup defenders defender were built by bya a blind man a Mr Mn Herreshoff The cup won over M iC years ago has stayed here A lady by the thc way won 20 out of 22 races against men in outboard moor moor mo mo- lor or boats A miss TurnbulL Gar Woods Wood's estimate after sifter the first 80 la is that it costs a amile amile L mile for each additional mile mUe of speed Monotonous beat beating ng of ot drums Is resorted to at present by the hc Chontales Chon Chon- tales ales Mexican tribe to hypnotize p patients before an operation A president is addressed essed as 5 Dear Mr President President yet yet an ambassador is addressed as Your Excellency Why go to night school In Nigeria where slavery died years ears ago you may still pawn your our wife son daughter or father as se security security se- se curit against a loan The pawn pawned d male has to work one one day in five for loans cans up to and the work is considered considered con con- interest In Nigeria pop there Is 15 not one unmarried fe female female fe fe- male over the are age of or 12 When a husband dies diu his wives w automatically automat automat- automatIcally automatically b become ome th the wives of his bis number one son even If that IonIs son Ion sonIs sonis Is Is a babe bab in arms He can tr trade them off loan them or or keep them himself Except his hb mother To Tomake Tomake Tomake make things simpler she takes poison When two a movie only one issues the orders Union men inca wont won't recognize two bosses 1 Jf you u leave a hotel without paying your bill you can be jailed But if you fou leave your belongings they can only sue ue you The origin of to you If a medieval suitor was doubtful as to whether the girl he wanted to wed w would uld have him hiril he would invite himself himself him him- self sel to o supper If at the end of the meal the girl served him a plate of of nuts it meant that he was rejected Copyright 1934 1034 by the Daily Mirror Inc |