| Show Mad Nonsense se of Zany Fields Lands Him in ill Red-Face Red Spot By CANDID KAY KAY- You who dote on the antics of that lovable zany W. W C. C Fields should gouge a chuckle from this true tale from Pestered no end by salesmen Fields worked out an act with Tammany Tammany Tammany Tam Tam- many Young his amanuensis to break down sales insistence nce They polished polished pol pol- the act to a n well thee and were all primed for their first salesman salesman salesman sales sales- man man audience During a noon hour recently Fields and Young were in inthe inthe inthe the formers former's dressing room holding a a. Hollywood conference when a friend at the studio phoned to warn Fields that a salesman a notorious post was on his way over In a few moments there ther appeared at the door a small bespectacled spectacled chap Im Jones Jones- the visitor began friend come comb right in Ah Alt my Fields started the act Tammany bring a bottle of root beer for Mr Throckmorton S SIm Im Jones Jones- the visitor again be be- gan Youre quite right agreed Fields As a matter I see eye to eye with v you ou on that Mr Smith Tammany Tam Tam- many chill another root beer for Mr Guthrie As I always sa say Mr ah ah-ah ah ah yes the name was Gump wasn't it Well Well as I always alway say that Persian axiom to err is divine ii Tut flit tut broke In Tammany Youre getting your axioms confused confused confused con con- fused with your maxims Max Marc who You ought to know You brought the subject up The mad nonsense went on for a full five minutes with the visitor breaking in regularly with Im Jones JonesI I and never getting any further Finally Fields wheeled on him Youre a fine salesman he charged You haven't said a word Im Jones the visitor shouted in desperation I just came over from the wardrobe department to find out what's wrong with those suspenders suspenders suspenders ders you phoned about T THEY EY SAID This time Im I'm letting Jetting Broadway Broad road way limp Ump along lIon as best it canIm canIm canIm can Im I'm sticking around Holly Holly- wood Irene Irene Franklin MAE AND MAE AND THE TUE KING Former King Alfonso Afonso of Spain and Mae West may team up for fora a movie if one is to believe the patter of Maes Mae's p. p a a. a Prince Alexis Taxis Thurn-Taxis who sold an original story Me and the King to Paramount for Mae told Mae who told her press agent who told th the press that the movie bug has bitten his royal highness so deeply that he the prince believed that he the former former former for for- mer king would vcr very much like to make his movie debut Mae insisted she he had no In Intention Intention ten tion of capitalizing on Alfonsos Alfonso's name No indeed If hes he's anxious about wanting to enter the films all right said Mae l Strangely enough h there is more than a remote possibility that Alfonso Alfonso Al Al- Alfonso fonso who is known as a swell sport may actually do it Not in inthe inthe inthe the leading role Just a minor part Anyway Alexis has Paramount's Paramount's Paramount's Para- Para mounts mount's permission to ne negotiate with his royal pal pal and and that's just w what at hes he's doing WHO Is the prominent actress d daughter of the wife of ot a promInent prominent prominent prom prom- actor who recently visited visited visit visit- ed mama and demanded that no scandal be attached to the divorce proceedings on the fire lire The daughter was oooo afraid any scandal connected with papa would injure HER career which career which gave ave Hollywood a thump in view of ot the fact act that daughters daughter's life has been anything but blameless either cither in private or in print PROMISES SES WELL This deal promises well for lor all aU of us Willard Mack and Edward Paul Paulton ton arc are writing a story around the life of ot Kate Rockwell better to the world known as Klondike Kate Harry Weber plans to produce ii it with Marj Rambeau in the role of Kate AGAIN MRS PAT Heres Here's another of those swell Mrs Pat Campbell yarns It seems that Mrs Pat decided perforce to economize at a certain certain tam tain point in her amazing career but she didn't know exactly where or how to begin A friend sug suggested she could do with one servant instead of the several then on her payroll What said the horrified ed Mrs Pat Just one servant You mean I 1 am to come home and turn turndown turndown turndown down my own bed at night Mi- Mi god godt Do you ou mean I should live in SQUALOR e 4 TROUBLE BREWING According to a Paris dispatch the heirs of Emile Zola have applied to the French courts for permission to sue United Artists on the ground that tha the novel In that company's production tion lion of Nana Naria is 3 disfigured to a point where it is unrecognizable In addition to suppression of the pic pie ture lure the heirs want damages Having seen a preview of Nana you'll get to see it locally long ong before before be fore any court action can come about one must admit there Is more than a little lIlUe truth in the heirs' heirs claims as far as a faithful presentation o oZola's of I Zolas Zola's work is concerned But this But this Nana brings you the new one pic ture sensation Anna Sten and she's that gorgeous you ou forget orcet all about abou the butchery of Zolas Zola's story And you cant can't have everything It would have been wiser however to give the picture some other title and let i igo it go at that No one would care Not No after afler seeing La Sten GIST OF THE NEWS Kay Francis Is carrying her arm armIn armIn In a sling more marc than 20 stitches were required to mend an artery severed severed sev sev- ered cred when she broke a window us said she locked o ked herself out o oher of her home and broke the window in preference to disturbing the maid such consideration Americas America's Sweetheart is back in alter after altera a long personal appearance tour in inthe inthe inthe the cast east and honors in her home town of Toronto Canada She won wont won't talk about her estrangement from rom Douglas other than to io say hes he's making making making mak mak- ing a picture in England now am and will be in Hollywood later in the year Blair Gordon Newell ex cx of Gloria Stuart married Miss Emilia Emilia Emi Emi- Emi Emi- lia tin Bubeshko 22 Russian art student stude-nt 48 hours after he obtained a friendly divorce from Gloria in Juarez Meriam C C. C Cooper has decided to live In Honolulu permanently And what will that do to wife Dorothy Jordans Jordan's career Over at they're referring to Laughing Boy Boyas as The Sad Indians more and more of the the knows are insistIng insisting insist insist- ing Maureen O'Sullivan and Johnny Farrow are secretly wed A fel fellow fellow fel- fel eI- eI low named Carl Miller is Js trying to get Stu Erwin to finance a robot that tha stands behind your our bar and mixes your drinks that is if you have havea I a bar |
