Salt Lake Telegram | 1933-09-11 | Page 3 | Flashes

FLASHES FLASHES' F LASHES Striking T Y Heavenly Inspiration on Good News to Jailers Whale Wears Vear Nose Plugs Flags NEW YORK Sept 11 VP R JP Morris Simmons lis listening ning to a str street t evangelist evangelist evangelist evange evange- list interrupted to air some theological cal views of his own own- own and and th the result was wa-s a broken nose Police told a a magistrate the crowd beat him up but Simmons said it was the police Afterward at the police station he said a policeman kept looking at his wrist watch the crystal o of which had been smashed and each time he looked at it he hit me inc on the nose ASTRONOMICAL CLERGYMAN NEWARK N. N J. J Sept 11 GP-A GP ff A clergyman interested in the stars is the Rev Harold N N. N Cutler 35 In his spare spate time he grinds his own lenses for his telescopes Hes He's so good gooc goodat at it that some of his lenses lenses' have been used wed to film movies OUT AGAIN IN AGAIN PHILADELPHIA Sept 11 C W AI 1 Al Al Albert Albert bert Miller was sentenced to 90 days in Camden county He was fingerprinted fingerprinted finger finger- printed in due course Pennsylvania police got the prints They returned them with the notation that their owner was In a Philadelphia prison That was good news to the Camden jailers for it developed Albert had escaped after aUer about ten days In their custody NEW YORK Sept 11 JP The IP-The The whale has two enormous plugs In his nose nose much much like bathtub stoppers stoppers- and that's why hes he's a Something submarine T To S 'S Spout I out This discovery was wasI announced yesterday About at the American Museum Museum Mu Mu- seum of Natural His His- tory They said the plugs when in place close the apertures leading from the nose to the throat When the whale is deep down In Inthe Inthe Inthe the ocean the plugs prevent the escape escape escape es es- es- es cape of ot air from the lungs I WHAT NO BEAN SOUP I ALTOONA P Pa Sept 11 IF JP Lake Lakemont mont parks park's annual G. G A A. R R. d day y for 40 years an event that drew crowds of to will wUl not be held this year Reason Lack of funds for forthe forthe fori the bl big biff bean soup and hardtack dinnet din din- net nero GHOST WITH CIGAR NEW YORK Sept 11 M. P M. M Henri Henr Grechen a barber who used to snip Mark Twains Twain's locks while the author author au au- au thor wrote In bed bcd is one of the few men who know what Twain looked like in a nightgown He looked like a ghost So tall h he looked said Grechen in his long white nightgown am and with that great head of ot white hair and his white moustache he looked like a ghost The only thing that tha spoiled the effect was that h he usually smoked a cigar NO TROUBLE AT ALL SPRINGFIELD Mo Sept 11 JP- JP Someone telephoned that there was wa trouble trouble maybe maybe a shooting shooting shooting-at at the home of ot Lewis Shields There was no trouble at all the police potice were told when they got there and its it's a boy So it was the riot squad that was the first to congratulate te the Shields on the birth of a son