Show WALTER WINCHELL ON BROADWAY Copyright 1933 Daily Mirror Inc Ine LOOK BEFORE YOU LIP One of oC the better quips concerns the he miner and his wife wiCe who hadn't been married very lon long So when he ic arrived home from work one day and saw her at the washtub he tip toed oed up put pul his arms around her and then hen kissed her on the neck Then he her one across the lace face as ashard ashard hard lard as he could the idea of the sock demanded the indi indignant nant woman around the Tor For not turning was retort proper to see who it was wasl 1 S S S SAS AS IF WE DIDN'T KNOW I IThe The item here recently that a 1 New Yorker cant can't get Jet more than feet from a fire alarm box at any time arouses J. J F. F Josefsberg to observe that hat it is impossible on Broadway to get jet more than four feet away at any anytime anytime time une from rom a false alarm S S IMAGINE You seldom see the name of or Anna Aina in the papers That's because Sam Goldwyn the producer wants to o keep the public curious until he is ready to reveal her charms But what we ve started to say was that Miss Stan Sten has been in this country for 14 months a suitable story getting her 1000 per week without doin doing a abit abit ait bit it of labor etc I The other day Mr Goldwyn had reason renson to go go mad He sent for Miss Stan Sten to be at the lot at a. a m. m The girl who has been getting a grand per week doing nothing nothing arrived arrived at p. p m. m 9 SS IN OTHER OTIlER WORDS And Phil Baker Balter says he hates the thick hick silence in Broadcasting studios studio where it usually is so quiet you quiet you can hear a pun flop S S S CAESAR Too many people stifle stille their own careers attempting to be funny at the theother theother theother other fellers feller's expense For example a few seasons ago Arthur Caesar won Hollywood renown for a few hours after alter kicking Darryl Zanuck in the deleted by the editor and saying for producing Noahs Zanuck recently chucked a job at per week to head another compan company com corn pany pan at more wages where he is buying louder and funnier stories This is Caesars Caesar's first press notice In months S S S OF COURSE Smoke Hou HouseS House c parodies it to 10 read Its It's a great life life life-if if your our don'ts weak en It SI MERCILESS TRUTH Will Rogers says that all of or us arc Ignorant the Ignorant the only difference is that we are ignorant on di different subjects S S S SPRO PRO AND CON Intelligentsia poets Are hungrily lean While Eddie Guest rides In a smart limousine Claire Avon S SI LOWER THAN LOW Fred Allen who elevated himself from the role of juggler in the honk honk- when we deuced it on the same pro programs lams to stardom tells of the two who were discussing one of Gandhi's fasts Ima Imagine ine that guy going all that time without said one of them The other who hadn't seen an orchestra leader face to face bce in months replied What was he doin doin doin do- do in Givin an audition to see if he could live on the salaries they're payin in S SI I SCALLIONS The show sho Strike Me Mc Pink which I starred Jimmy Durante was forced to close recently although enticing good crowds because his movie bosses demanded that Durante return to Hollywood to resume his contract Dozens of or chorus girls and others In Inthe Inthe n the cast were needlessly thrown out of work before it was absolutely essary Considering that Durante has been on the Coast several weeks weeks and and the stor story written for him wont him wont won't be ready for at least another month 1 In the meantime too many mant Strike Me Pink chorines are wearing out shoe leather looking for a job All of ot which strikes me rae punk |