| Show WALTER WINCHELL ON BROADWAY Copyright 1933 1033 Daily Dally Mirror Inc THINGS I NEVER NEVEE KNEW TILL NOW On board The Tho Chief California bound That after those six orphans saved that Erie train from sure wreck and the passengers from sure injury or worse the passengers passed the hat among themselves of ot them and arid the sum collected W was Sevc Several al gave a nickel and many not even that U a That the panhandling racket has reached the Indian kids who nail you youat youat yount at nt Raton Baton New Mexico Mexico and and give you an argument yeti yet S That the worst parts of travel in inthe inthe Inthe the country are in the same s sectors New Mexico and Nevada dry and hot hotin hotin hotin in summer on the ground and dan air pockets above S That hat Clara CIara Bow rarely goes to the movies No like ern m. m That Chap Chaplin's Chaplins ins in's favorite fruit is her her- ring S That tho lyric lyrl itself itsell may make this this this' statement appe appear r silly its it's a fact that Comin Thru th Rye doe docs not refer to an encounter in a rye field always al ways so pictorially illustrated refers refers refers re re- re- re fers to a river rived The Rye river In Scot Scot- land to 1 l Im I'm right again i I That you u imagine gold is IS yellow I Its It's really ruby The New York kids will love me for this fact tact If a schools school's tem temperature is but one degree below the standard set by the thc health dept then dept then they may go without without permission Who's your pal S That you ca cant can't be a cop in N. N Y if you have 19 natural teeth or less Dont Don't ask me why They dont don't know themselves I That t Samuel W orth th seized his hb quill and wrote The Old Oaken I Bucket immediately after tasting New Yorks York's water That the worlds world's cleanest restaurant is said to be In Shanghai S That among other ironies Is that tho William Watson in earlier days was mentioned as Poet Laureate to of ot England his last book sold only a few Cew copies every everyone one of which was purchased purchased purchased-by by his wifel S That a racehorse e after a mile run I has flown 1320 feet S I That the worlds world's larg largest t book in Is Caines Caine's Life of Christ a three million worder warder The Bible contains contains con con- words That M. M W Wright ight just ran for Orange county N. N J. J supervisor on a platform plat plat- form fonn calling for the abolition of ot that very JobI That is parts of Texas water more than g gasoline That in parts of Italy gasoline costs more than wine winel That Washington cracked jokes joke while crossing the Delaware and our highest paid comics ics are still 1 using them r r S That after the Civil war congress granted a pension on to toa a man who ho had never neverseen seen teen the army He proved he Intended to enlist S That King George will learn here that he Is legally entitled to receive two beaver skins skins- annually from Penn sylvania S That the uniforms of ot New Yorks York's police will vill not pass Inspection unless made by approved tailors Catch on That this will be denied but if its it's true New York chased the ambulance ambulance ambul ambul- ance ch chasers of off the city streets ts- ts so now flOW they do business direct in the city's own hospital hospital That a member of congress who cheats on his wife may immediately without quibble or eV evasion lion be removed removed re reo re- re moved from ol office Ice Any bets 1 That the worlds world's fair bars hotchee hotchee- dancers dancer yet Little Egypt a torso made the last one famous In other words our grand grand- pops liked it but the modern grand grand- pops dont don't That the Encyclopedia BritannIca's brochure queries Do you know that golf or originated In Holland Sure In fact when that item was first noted here years ago it was belittled S That the hounds firms lacking machine safety devices yet itself neg to install such around those whirling gadgets found in the postoffice postoffice post port office stamp-canceling stamp machines Hows about it Jim That Billy Wilkerson owner of ot the coasts more often than any passenger Hollywood Reporter flies tUes between The only time In four years he took rook tooka rooka a train train he he was in a S i That Peggy Joyce is quoted as assaying assaying assaying saying she doesn't wear orchids an anymore any more because a columnist has cheapened cheap cheapened ened them T This is b the same Peggy who dedicated her book Men Marriage Mar and Me to My dear friend Walter WInchell She probably found out I w was untrue to her I |
