Show Walter Winchell T T T T ON BROADWAY VAY Copyright 1932 by Dolly Doily Mirror Minor Inc THERES THERES THERE'S A DIFFERENCE Tony Wons forwards what he lie considers an expressive ox ex thought which he eavesdropped The man was old says Ton Tony about 70 and he lie said ald Ive been out of work for br nine months and I don dont don't t cat eat regular but Id I'd rather have people say ay There he ho goes' goes than Herc Here He Lies Lies' I There he be goes Down or up IZZY IS I shudder when I think of the new underworld method of ot taking a gangster for lot lota a 0 ride wrapped Ina in ina a 1 burlap sack Ugh What a horrible death for tor fora torn a n feller who loves to wear silk underwear I wish that girl whoever she is would hurry up and Say It Isn't So So-so So So so all aU those crooners will shut up x 21 ADD SIMILES Gene Cooney's As grateful as Winchell certainly certainly must be to Izzy Elinson THESPIAN The day his wife Passed on he gave The best performance At her grave Douglas B B. B Krantzor In the David Murray manner The big trouble trouble trouble trou trou- ble with being a millionaire is that although they'll let you ou love cm they em they wont won't let you leave cm em We know a town so small that the lire tire department department depart depart- ment mont has to play solitaire Well war is certainly hell and hell and a 1 politician Is a guy who gets the taxpayers to go there Then there was the gold-digger gold who married a Scotsman and lived with him Just him Just to show that she could take It S E PREMEDITATED MURDER The October 16 Issue o of a 1 Cleveland Sunday pa papers paper's papers paper's papers paper's pa- pa pers per's Sale Miscellaneous ad column contained this one Will trade saxophone for tor good shotgun W. W 69 ml II THE SECOND F fT IS SILENT Paul Hamelberg writes that th the columns column's word has started a war at his house It appears that no one over there is sure of ot the correct pro pro- Paul pronounces it tweet which is wrong It is as we have so o often n point pointed d out pronounced At any rate a friend argued with 1 him m about it and Paul said Its as though you'd say Rogers ff t II Oh answered the friend I thought you meant like Athletes t I lc ONE MANS MAN'S OPINION Take it from James Kevin the best definition of or a kiss goes this way way way-A A kiss is a single single sin sin- gle mans man's pleasure and a married mans man's duty TELEPHONE NUMBERS The Yacht club boys vow that they overheard this argument between two dialecticians in the cloak and cloak and suit sector Ill only give you two hundred n towsend towsend towsend tow- tow send for it not a penneh murrl But Meyer almost wept the other tree hun- hun thud drad towsend iss de price alone I ISo So never mind was the retort I buy it at all me beck mine HEBERER Paul Frey of or Springfield Mo sends postcards A urging you to notify the towns town's chief of police if 11 you find a 3 1926 Buick Bulck conch coach which was stolen re re- re He offers the license number and adds Black Blue Has hole under and Body a rear left window v Dent ot oh on right side at top of radiator radiator radiator radia radia- tor shell I get it You ought to see the other car eh ch FACT One of the better known song along Broadway was the envy of at his rivals for tor years be because because because be- be cause his wage finally ran up to weekly ex excluding excluding ex- ex eluding expense coin The decided that he ought to go into the music publishing game himself and resigned his swell Job to open his own business Things however have been so tough he can only take 50 a week for tor his labors and genius The other day his boss ex-boss encountered him Well sucker said the former chief tell m me inc something How does it feel every Saturday to pay yo yourself exactly what youre you're worth |