Show ci I L ciL lite dali daily GRIND r tc tJ VAIN HOLLYWOOD Th There te was a time In the affairs of Utah when all men were big haIrY fisted red-blooded red bewhiskered be- be whiskered whisker d sons eons of the West Vest There was a ft n time when men men were but were but that was before beCore enter entertainment came in tin cans and Hollywood that virtuous nine o'clock k suburb became became became be be- came the official cannery Hollywood be It known is becomIng becoming becom becom- ing the nemesis nemesIs' for tor Utah's two- two fisted steel-muscled steel Of course its it's a well known tale that Jack Dempsey became the worlds world's best battler within the shadow shad shad- ow of the tho Temple here It is known that he drew a like bear-like tenacity got the mountain lion lion ferocity and his splendid physique from the rugged hills of Utah look what Hollywood d did to him himi Dempsey no sooner got the tle title of worlds world's heavyweight championship championship champion champion- ship 1111 his belt than he hied for tor brighter I 11 II I g and lIgh lighter ter liv liv- ing He moved to Hollywood the city of beautiful men and pretty women With his well well- Dempsey so socked eke d nose which wandered hither thither and yon over his face Dempsey Dempse couldn't stand the competition of ot the slick perfect sheiks of movie movie- land Not to be outdone for looks he hied himself to a repair shop had his nose done over and then stepped out nn and married one of Hollywoods Hollywood's beauties Having seen this one instance together with others rs in which ex- ex newspaper ex-newspaper men of SaU SaH Lake went to the land of canned drama and began sporting canes canes and spiked moustaches we viewed with alarm the departure departure departure depar depar- ture of the Bees for their new home in Hollywood AND AND WELL WE had the i Hardly Hardy Bees begun buzzIng buzzing buzz- buzz ii Ing around the studios see a a e ing the h hands handsome and some ome men and the beautiful women I L i k then then looking in Frederick the mirrors and seeing their windswept furrowed and awry countenances than they thinking that something was vas wr wrong ng The first to feel fee the effects was the youngster star of the hive hive hive- Johnny Frederick Johnny looked in the mirror and found that he lie was a a handsome chap if It It weren't for his nose It was wasa a nose all right withal a plain nose It was a nose that had been jounced by a recalcitrant baseball It started down the maInline main mainline line then got side So Johnny Just had It straightened by a. a beauty surgeon and blossomed forth with a new brand-new beezer Johnny of course vehemently denies that his nose was done over for other than utilitarian purposes He claims that to ge gea get geta a line on the ball bail he tie must get a aslant aslant slant down a perfectly straight nose an and thus getting a line on the ball he proceeds to crash it out But what is is the p or guy going to d do when they throw a curve ball ballat ballat at him IN FACT WE MAY MAT NOW LOOK TO SPIDER BAUM I HAVING HIS HAIR DYED JOHN DERKS HAVING HAVING HAyING HAV HAy ING ELECTRIC BATHS AND BILL LANE HAVING HIS FACE I LIFTED |