Show I WHAT EVERY MAN LIKES 1 Q S By CYNTHIA GREY Saw Sass a a. vaudeville lle actress recent recently who WIlo knows her stuff she he does Joes oes She he gave the best demonstration I ever witnessed of or What Woman Knows Her act this year ear Illustrates to a capital T the eternal difference twixt the male and t the e female of the tile species She impressed her audience with her almost almot uncanny insight Into human foibles An And the way she did know Imo how to get the men mn In her audience I Hope you OU like my hair she began bej bei be- be j i I gan patting a n matronly gray mareel mar- mar i eel I wear it natural no now Woke Voke 1 up one day and d led Id I'd been a ai i plain Idiot that Idiot that everyone everone knew 1 I Ij j was getting old Wh Why try to be a aI I i chicken I j j I So I threw away all the red and I II gold and brown wigs Id I'd been wearing wear wear- I I In in ing all these years ears trying to kid m myself seLf and you that this girl was young when she sho ho wasn't so 60 here 1 am am Just the little old woman that I anI am Cheers and wild rent the theair theair theair air One noted also that the tile cheers were mostly b bass s and baritone with ah but a scant of oC soprano and contralto What Every ery Ian ilan Likes as knows in It this picture e of a little old home body The 1 little little lit lit- t- t tle tie woman woman growing old gracefully b the fireside with read ready to s l sit it by her graying graing hair and ask sk of li life e nought but the chance ce to be His Ills helpmeet What Every Woman Knows is that the little home body with her graying graing hair will sit b by the tile fire tire al- al but shell she'll probably sit there alone There are arc two ways of liking things theoretically au all actually Knows This little Tittle actress knew It it too and she also aso knows lenow that 80 pet per cent of vaudeville vaude audiences are male Then she pulled this one on the boys bors She pattered about her hel dear 4 little adopted children Little Peter just juet t 4 trotted ou out t on the stage stag in his neat but not gaudy blue chambray chain cham- bray rompers Hello dear I love JOe 00 oo-oo-oo he cooed And r dear near had Peter count and speak pieces and dance a a little soldier dance never Then she bhe pulled this one Next time yo your lr dog growls at you Just jus remember that 11 11 over the world are these thes little Gods God's children chil chU- dren Iren as sweet as Piper Peter jul t Wl waiting for fOI a dear and a poppa too The boys go wild over oer it- it They focus accusing e eyes es upon the womenfolk wo wo- In the audience The girls dont don't say much They're probably bly thinking something like this hue Sounds good Must be easier to get those little Gods where she alle comes from I certainly I have tried to get them and cant can't I mys myself IC happen to know th that t thousands of or women in fn n ever every state in Ia the Union actually battle for the privilege of adopting the few little friendless children a available Figures the tile nation over show there are about applicants for eyer every available n bab baby This actress knows that her chance hance to 10 get three was wu a rare chance chanco indeed But Dut this little act of ot gracious womanhood womanhood wo wo- wo manhood Is ls bound to bring wild applause all ap fro tro males who never in inthe inthe the world worl even een thou thought ht of trying to n op a child an and who vho h haven't Vent th fain faintest test idea o of the obstacles In the theloa loa load road hence hence the tile accusing eyes ces at atthe atthe atthe the women womenfolk oll Yes Yet our little Knows her stu stuff tf |