| Show I J fl 11 J r rO O MAxSON FoXHAlL JUD U SALLY VALLY tilE IslE MYSTIC H Hell lI n r e Your QuestIons lu Somehow e. That problem that effects you no And causes wrinkles In your br bro bros- Come write and have It solved b Wally ally To keep it to yourself is foll folly herr lIow lo Ia Introduce Her Dear Wally aUy Im I'm a newlywed You dort know me so call met re reI I cannot tell to sav saVe my life How Ilow I should Introduce my wife IC Dear Fred This is the place glace to get et The proper tips on etiquette To show youre you're married make I II I plain i By saying saying- Meet the Ban Ball Banian an Chain I An R Request Dear Wally I Darn Jarn a a. chaperone chaperons Id I'd like to meet m my m- girl alone v But auntie always sticks like Uke glue How shall shaH I shake her MK P. P PD D Q Dear T. T D. D Q I jB To shake an Is not so so very elegant J Seize firmly let your grasp be def Then quickly move her right se left While contributions from i T l readers are desired iter or orTHE THE FUN SHOP what's more necessary Is a clear understand understandIng d ding Ing by our readers of the r re requirements requirements re- re 1 All AU humor must be or original gi ginal nal nat and unpublished We c can can- cannot n not stress this too greatly The Th humor must never have hae appeared In print in any newspaper for fr r magazine This does not exclude the tho sending In of or original and nd Unpublished incidents which happen to others 2 The contributions mus be humorous or clever not clever not the least bit serious rH 3 They must not be timely religious political or long JH 4 They rhey can assume an ane- ane e. e sired form Joke anecdote e epigram epi I Igram gram or humorous motto po cil etry burlesque satire bright saying of ot a child etc p 5 They must be clearly written on only one side of the paper p 6 Contributions must be signed with the mention of ot hIS newspaper For For example John Baker 30 Main Street Madison ladison KanThe Kan ICan The Salt Lake I 7 Contributions should be besent besent sent to FUN SHOP Headquarters West Vest Street Kew w York City P 8 All An Items Hems except verse be paid for lor at the rate of or 1 ec each eachon l lon on acceptance verse at 25 cents centa a line H a If Ir the above instructions ar are heed heeded d. d readers ought to discover er and uncover many acceptable gems of ot humor which will m make li excellent contributions I Xo No o Trick Trieu I Peg Peg- Did you break the enga engagement engage ment as soon as he called gag IV P Constance Why Wiy hy no Not until Id I'd eaten the box of candy i lt brought Edgar Edgar Heilbrun 1 I An Expensive Fed Im tired of ot this eternal mOD mone grabbing Im I'm g going to bu bua a a. lilt farm and live the simple life JM Ar Are you quite sure suie you are tItS for enough tor that that Gertrude Gertrude Ma Mart Heller Helier TilE THE GOSSIP sn r Well IVell we believe you be Dr Baldpates yourselves now 71 and we are now read to say saY GO Remember between between OO and words maximum length length- Yes yes interrupted t Jin i tl good friend friend- I have hate often orten heard of ol fish Ish swa swaT lowed Towed some object of value alue a arIng aring ring a Jewel ard were later captured and the objects recO rec hale ered The I Idea ea JS Ja is as old an nil Noah oM 1 I got back a R. dollar liar watch watch from froma j a porgie that w a a a watch from a che cheap heap fish flab the tho watch still gol going by bv th the waT 3 The fish had woi wound aund the al alby by by rubbing himself against oyster stake but a mor extraordinary thing happened t me In 1892 8 I was fishing for tuna luna o or of Block Island During During- a struggle with a pound OO fish I lost 1051 beautiful bracelet which had bad been beci wished on me by a foreign princess prin C Cuss cess who must of or course b nameless As my rny hook hooe gulls tull out I distinctly saw the Fink sink into the open laWs taws b bell bel lo me I was WIlS' heartbroken I Twenty years later lafer tuna wr were report reported d. d In the same wafers I determined to tr try tn iy luck JucU To make a lorg story ybor bor borI I caught Cl the satan same fish He He lIe II had n put on weight since our fits firs meeting but I t recognized ed hl I i I Instantly And In h his 18 viscera I found no NOT m m- 1 ee cake Eak e but It a TO n i bearIng the faint notation Good I for tor ore oie bracelet Out Put of the Ordinal Ordinal- Red ned It says herS herS' t I hat a I arrested a man whose hose face care he n b ba DiJ remembered for 20 ears veers after t lag Ing It In the rouges' rouges galler gallerI I JI must be wonderful to haVe a jn 8 mem orv ory like that I Butch And it must be AWfUl 1 have a face lace like that C Cj I OBrien 1 r love ove Pall Hard cash Indeed is hard MaKe Makel J It i is mistake the hardest substance ever V Vi i known So Zo hard indeed it has been know knOwlI A d deep to P make Impression on a heart ni niS stone So S S. S |
